every empire scene in logh is just reinhard or ruenthal or mittermeyer: it's a crisis! what do we do... oberstein: we should do the obvious correct thing that advances our goals the lads: he could be lying. and evil oberstein: i'm not. any time you wanna do the obvious correct thing let me know
It's raining again this morning! Looks like my thirty-eighth birthday party is going to be soaking wet! And no I'm not just talking about the guests!
It rained last night? Wow. I didn't know that would happen. Do you think the heavens were mourning my last day as a thirty-seven year old. That's so beautiful...makes me feel loved...what a wonderful birthday present to wake up to🥲
It rained last night? Wow. I didn't know that would happen. Do you think the heavens were mourning my last day as a thirty-seven year old. That's so beautiful...makes me feel loved...what a wonderful birthday present to wake up to🥲
Big ups to @rockhardcauc.us for shouting me out on this week's episode to celebrate my birthday! Doesn't matter when you listen to it, it'll still be my birthday no matter what 😇😇
This is what will happen to you if you do not go to bed at 9:00 CST
The Jewel Of The Nile (1985) Trailer : 45s
Big ups to @rockhardcauc.us for shouting me out on this week's episode to celebrate my birthday! Doesn't matter when you listen to it, it'll still be my birthday no matter what 😇😇
Hello my little submissive worms. It's Daddy's birthday today. That's right. It's time for birthday spankings. Oh no, not me. You're the only getting spanked, not me. Let's begin, shall we😈😈😈
Spotted in the wild today. The war is over but the real patriots never stop fighting.
Hello my little submissive worms. It's Daddy's birthday today. That's right. It's time for birthday spankings. Oh no, not me. You're the only getting spanked, not me. Let's begin, shall we😈😈😈
8/1? Yeah I ate one slice of birthday cake just now because today's my freaking birthday! Yahoo! I'm thirty-eight now!!!!!
What a hot and steamy night. The best way to cool down is to lay your pretty little heads down and go to bed. And would you look at the time! (9:00 CST) Goodnight everybody! It's bedtime!
Me when I’m Toei and I drop all of Kamen Rider ‘71 with English subtitles on YouTube on a random Saturday cause I’m bored
8/1? Yeah I ate one slice of birthday cake just now because today's my freaking birthday! Yahoo! I'm thirty-eight now!!!!!
It rained last night...steady, pulsing...soaking....Just the kind of vibe I need to celebrate my thirty-eighth birthday...which is today...won't you come over? We can have a little party...just us...alone...together
It rained last night...steady, pulsing...soaking....Just the kind of vibe I need to celebrate my thirty-eighth birthday...which is today...won't you come over? We can have a little party...just us...alone...together
Did you guys know that today is the birthday of Des Moines' most eligible bachelor? I hear tell he's turning thirty-eight and is handsome, charming, courageous, intelligent, powerful, honorable, downright adorkable and extremely humble!
Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered
Did you guys know that today is the birthday of Des Moines' most eligible bachelor? I hear tell he's turning thirty-eight and is handsome, charming, courageous, intelligent, powerful, honorable, downright adorkable and extremely humble!
What's up losers? Did you remember to wish me a happy birthday today? Better get to it before I slam you in a locker or give you a wedgie or some other form of bullying 😈😈
This is not ok!!! I hate hearing things like this! Infidelity is the job of a #Jody! It's our duty to help your spouse cheat on YOU! Not the other way around! The 1st #Jody Battalion officially turns its back on such scurrilous behavior!
An Army National Guard officer has admitted to using his government travel card to fund a secret second marriage
I am just so damn talented in addition to being wise and beautiful...nothing in particular brought this on...Just really feeling myself tonight...
What's up losers? Did you remember to wish me a happy birthday today? Better get to it before I slam you in a locker or give you a wedgie or some other form of bullying 😈😈
Hey guys! Today is my birthday! I'll be retweeting all the fanart you guys draw of me with my katana, in my stolen valor uniform, going to bed at 9:00 CST or whatever else your sparkling imaginations come up with! Just be sure to tag me so i can see it😉
i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick
Hey guys! Today is my birthday! I'll be retweeting all the fanart you guys draw of me with my katana, in my stolen valor uniform, going to bed at 9:00 CST or whatever else your sparkling imaginations come up with! Just be sure to tag me so i can see it😉
Another scorching Monday today! Yeowch!!! The only thing hotter going on today is my birthday celebrations! If you want some real vintage spice (I'm thirty-eight after all), come on over and see just how wild we can get!!
Not participating in this one. I don't listen to music under any circumstances therefore I think all albums are bad.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.
Dumb fuck who is going get walloped belt to ass by a guy who doesn't live in the state👇👇👇
Study after study has linked social media use among children to higher rates of anxiety, depression, & sleep loss. Iowa kids should be busy learning, playing, and enjoying Iowa’s great outdoors — not being targeted by algorithms designed to keep kids scrolling. https://bit.ly/4gZKlPA
Another scorching Monday today! Yeowch!!! The only thing hotter going on today is my birthday celebrations! If you want some real vintage spice (I'm thirty-eight after all), come on over and see just how wild we can get!!
Going to bed at 9:00 CST last night made it easy for me to wake up bright and early today so I could celebrate my birthday! Let's gooooo! Maybe all you night owls and haters out there could learn a thing or two🤭
TOP 58 ED5 - Hunter x Hunter (2011) Hyouriittai - YUZU #Anime #Animesky #Ending #AnimeEnding #TopOPED #HxH #HunterxHunter #YoshihiroTogashi #Madhouse
Going to bed at 9:00 CST last night made it easy for me to wake up bright and early today so I could celebrate my birthday! Let's gooooo! Maybe all you night owls and haters out there could learn a thing or two🤭
Rising up like the storm...power...Strength...erupting from my body as I begin my thirty-eighth year of Domination and Force...a celebration is in order...a fierce battle between warriors...
No one I know is staying up past 9:00 CST tonight. That's bedtime. Prove me wrong.
Playing Courtesy of the Red White and Blue on July 25th should be a horrendous faux pas
Rising up like the storm...power...Strength...erupting from my body as I begin my thirty-eighth year of Domination and Force...a celebration is in order...a fierce battle between warriors...
Woke up slow this morning. Was wondering why I felt so old and tired and then it hit me! Today is my thirty-eighth birthday! I almost forgot! Sheesh, that's what turning old does to you I guess!
I've had many pictures and videos taken of myself but I will go ahead and preemptively remove myself from the running of this prompt. It wouldn't be fair to the movie stars and supermodels.
there is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11
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