The way google earth blurred his house the second this happened. Privacy for me not for thee yeah

Baddtraxx@baddtraxx.bsky.social · 3d ago

this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today

nobody says "hubba hubba" or "hey mama" anymore it's all "put your toes in my mouth" or "epic goonmeat plaptime." we have lost our way

Wanted to draw Sybil again and haven't drawn Mina yet #pseudoregalia

look at these cuties

if spider man was actually a tranny she'd be a raytheon tranny and you would all hate her for it

she's a ps2 controller the way she's got pressure sensitive buttons

Players can leave graffiti in each other’s dungeons in this Godot game. 🎨 Leave a drawing, and someone else might find it in their run. www.reddit.com/r/godot/comm... #godot #gamedev #indiedev

in classic lamb fashion, i'm experiencing a technical issue that exactly zero other people on the internet have had and no solutions exist in the docs or on forums.

"wow this buff woman is so pretty i wish she could beat me up" how about this woman being kind to you and you being kind to them in response . how about you listen to her interests and thoughts . why must you resort to violence first . are you a living sandbag .

working on a theory that there is an inverse relationship between the quality of a fantasy game's writing and how heavily it features generic "bandits" whose only motivation is yum yum love evil and robbing

Did you know? After the source code for Super Mario 64 was rebuilt, dataminers found that the “64” on the title screen actually stands for the hardware of the running device. This produces interesting results on native PC builds.

A big corporation bowing to the whims of an authoritarian Like they've got no principals? Who could've seen this coming?

A 1993 Kellogg's Apple Jacks promotion for Super Mario Land 2 contained a score sheet for the game, to "keep track of points". Somehow they missed the fact that the game does not have a score system, rendering the sheet profoundly absurd and, fittingly, completely pointless.

This is the only way I wish to be spoken to

The advice used to be "if you can make her laugh, she'll fall for you". Now it's "if you post good, she will let you hit"

rated the number 1 momcon of the year@renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · yesterday

if i post good shell let me hit

daily reminder ✨

Early copies of Super Mario Sunshine had several bugs, including a fatal memory leak that would not only cause the Chucksters to throw Mario into our dimension, but it would, more importantly, IRREPARABLY BREAK the GameCube. This was patched in subsequent copies.

These aren’t betas. They’re old builds and prototypes. The term ‘beta’ has an actual meaning in game development and isn’t synonymous with prototype.

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · yesterday

More than 12 TB of Steam games and unreleased betas from 2003-2013 have reportedly leaked. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/more-th...

Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.

talking about crayons with jenny

It is genuinely remarkable that any indie game dev actually finishes their game. It's like running a marathon but for five years straight.

“Metal Gear is so confusing I wouldn’t know where to start!” maybe it’s the games as they came out in release order because they’re labeled 1, 2, 3, and 4 numbnuts

the thing the souls series critically does not understand is that there is literally no point in having a parry in your game if you can't parry a guy like 10x bigger than you and have it make a super satisfying ding noise as she falls over

We had to put up with years of "git gud" and "learn to code" from gamers and programmers but somehow "git gud" is not an acceptable response when sloppers insist that they can't possibly create art for their game without AI

NEWS: There has been a massive 12TB leak from Steam's servers containing betas of old games. Amongst the leaked builds are multiple beta builds of Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 2, uncovered by modder @/LittlePlanetCD. #SonicNews

this is incredibly case by case but incredibly true when true

At 12 pm PT, every Super Mario fan will receive a vision from Miyamoto pertaining to the next game in the Super Mario series. This is a new and experimental way of sharing information directly to you, and some of you may die, but it's worth the risk.

real webp has never been tried

it really does amuse me how often game consoles will be able to play games with detailed graphics with little to no issue and then run a web browser with all the speed of a computer from 30 years ago

my personal take is not that gta6 is gonna kill the gaming industry but the industry's reaction to it because 70 year old execs takeaway from it won't be "how can we invest in projects so they end up being better?" but "why isn't this small scope/budget different genre game not selling gta6 numbers"