PNW Incubus
@latterdaytaints.bsky.social
👀 4 husband with a non-US passport Frequently NSFW
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craving attention so I may just walk into a gay bar and say, “wait, who is Laura Dern?”
Mikey 🕺@blitheringmikey.bsky.social · 4d agocraving attention so i may just walk into a gay bar and say, “wait, what’s big little lies?”
Well, I finally heard back today, and I did not get the job. 😿 It’s definitely because I didn’t get enough nudes wishing me luck. 🍀
PNW Incubus@latterdaytaints.bsky.social · 2w agoJust had the final interview. Send me good luck nudes.
I talked to one of my fellow big dick comrades recently about how I lie on my profiles about my size (say it is one inch smaller than reality) The consensus is that is an honorable thing to do. Under promise, over deliver
close the schools, close the businesses!! national day of mourning
Just had the final interview. Send me good luck nudes.
The late-night Broadway Bridge operator has zero sense of whimsy. I literally just had to pee, and she’s all like “stop doing that” and “you’re on camera.” As if I haven’t been filmed pissing before. 🙄
I hope this is NOT an unpopular opinion, but, if you’re dating someone, and they ask you to get rid of your pet, you should break up with that person. Further, if you do get rid of your pet, you are a shit human being and never should have had a pet in the first place!
Carly Rae Jepsen is a better songwriter than Taylor Swift ✨
a love that crushes with an iron fist@lighter.bsky.social · last mo.Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Don’t worry, I put it inside someone earlier today.
When listening to “The Chicks” radio, I don’t wanna hear no fuckin dudes 😠
“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” okay so you aren't a real hater
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