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Taylor Swift is gay. It’s not my fault you’re wrong.

If anything, the FLOCK of spy birds hanging around in the trees was by far the most pointed detail. It would have been a great time to train a generation to Disney watchers in how to avoid such surveillance. It was handled as if it was inevitable. Which is probably more accurate.

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Watched Descendants 5 last night. 4 was released 2024 and seemed to have a cameo by Taylor. 5 picks up where that story left off. Time travel in 4 had allowed them to keep a villain from turning evil, but in that, they accidentally created a new villain- Max the mad hatter Highlights:

Watched Descendants 5 last night. 4 was released 2024 and seemed to have a cameo by Taylor. 5 picks up where that story left off. Time travel in 4 had allowed them to keep a villain from turning evil, but in that, they accidentally created a new villain- Max the mad hatter Highlights:

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I know there was a lot of discourse about laziness and how it doesn’t exist. I’ve concluded it does. Laziness is just not wanting to do something. It’s wanting to take the easy way out. It’s what large mammals do with 22 hours of the day. Laziness exists. It’s also our biological default.

You’re telling me there was a solar eclipse in England, Taylor was there, she went out in a freaking lavender dress with sequins, when the tabloids cleaned up the pap pic they didn’t bother leaving her ring in it, and Meena quickly thereafter also posted herself in a lavender dress with sequins???

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If you’re in Minnesota, please be sure to vote today. I’d really like to see a Angie Craig starting 2027 unemployed as I have personal beef with her (she’s my rep). Also Peggy Flanagan is amazing and would do the country proud.

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Speak Now on Apple Music is currently glitching. 2 songs 12 minutes (212) 212 also turned up this week in the latest (and finale) episodes of Wizards Beyond Waverly Place. It’s the apartment number Selena Gomez’s character lives in, in an alternate universe.

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The most interesting thing- all of these have time in on the back end and the posting time was intentional. All right as the weekend comes on and people have time to be on social media and see and discuss. I know from experience. Friday night is the best time to go viral with a controversy.

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Shits going down- 1. Taylor removed audio from Trump videos 2. The Atlantic posts a leak from inside the White House- Trump is experiencing embarrassment for the first time in his life. 3. Josh Hawley was caught with a male escort 4. semi famous homeschool family facing extreme abuse accusations

Shits going down- 1. Taylor removed audio from Trump videos 2. The Atlantic posts a leak from inside the White House- Trump is experiencing embarrassment for the first time in his life. 3. Josh Hawley was caught with a male escort 4. semi famous homeschool family facing extreme abuse accusations

New Kamala content 😍🥰 Zebra motif. They’re building a puzzle that’s a map of the United States. If you don’t like Kamala, move along. This isn’t the thread for you and part of maturity is knowing when to scroll. 😘 1/2

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Disneys Descendants movies have been NR coded since the first one in 2017. The 4th came out in 2024 and had what I am convinced was a TS cameo and much more NR coding than the previous ones have had. Number 5 came out today. So I’m excited to see what it has.

The public’s acceptance and lack of critical thinking when it comes to how obvious it is that Jay and bey are preparing blue for some big passing of the torch legacy thing? Everyone just wants to hear Beyoncé’s child sing. Instead of taking a second to see the clear path being made FOR her.

At this point Taylor’s dress and generals wedding still not being public is just solid proof that she can absolutely keep a juicy aspect of her life private. If she can keep that dress a secret, after a thousand person wedding, she can keep being gay a secret. She’s proving a point.

Sitting here reading a dark academia romance novel published in 2020 that keeps using the word “mastermind” in connection to the super smart literary professor fake dating a sports star to help publicity for his non profit and Everytime my eye twitches a little.