#ukatake #haikyuu #kinktober day 7: COCKWARMING Oh, I missed them so much❤️
Laz
@lazarustf.bsky.social
she/her | 30s | 🔞| 🇮🇪🌈 I like to write aftg: jerejean | 911: bucktommy ao3: lazarusthefirst Tumblr: thetrojeans 🏳️⚧️|🇺🇦🇵🇸
"I only use chatgpt in the ideas phase" haha that's so weird. I just have them
I’m sleepy and I can hear my big cat’s snoring over the sound of the YouTube cracking fireplace video. New Freya Marske book slaps. Life is good
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
pmamtraveller.bsky.social@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · last mo.The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
I bought my cat a bag of dried fish, probably anchovies or sardines. Horrendous. Passed her one using a pair of chopsticks. Horrific crunching noises. She climbed the entire length of my body to get the second one (my cat weighs 5kg)
As Sugar Baby September draws closer I’m like 30% of the way through edits and yet still spending most nights writing cute little scenes with them being immensely happy at the end. It’s a balancing act
Also, unrelated, last weekend I locked in harder than I’ve ever locked in before in my life. I wrote 12k of sugarbaby on Sunday. It’ll be done soon
I’m watching that new show Furious and I don’t care if it’s good or bad, it’s older Emmy Rossum in a suit. Holy shit
Forgot my window was open and my dad is outside so he overheard me grappling with my cat and saying repeatedly “no I want to kiss you I want to kiss you!!”
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
Anxiously watching my cat to see if the new flavour of cat food I accidentally bought will be accepted or not
Started writing a new secret dating fic that’s basically the Monica/Chandler storyline from Friends. And I don’t care!!!!!!!
Very fun and relaxing writing a no stakes flirtatious blushing getting together jerejean fic. But I’m only ever one Sleep Token song away from going back to sugarbaby and making one of them cry
I keep a copy of Priory of the Orange Tree on my nightstand the same way religious people keep a copy of their holy text
I am simply going to rewrite and rewrite and rewrite this pivotal scene from sugarbaby until it is 100% perfect. If it takes me another year then I will simply take that year. This fic is too important to me
Favourite part of my work day is when the emails have been sent and I can crack open the Google doc and make Jeremy flirt with Jean
If you see me writing another secret dating fic please don’t help me. I’m exactly where I want to be
Work Crush is finally done. Complete. I know I say this every time but that’s the last time I start posting a fic where the last chapter isn’t written yet
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
I am now feeling so incredibly guilty about STILL not having finished the last chapter of Work Crush. Last time I ever decide to end on a sex scene. Sorryyyyyyyyy