*shakes wife awake* *whispers* Karen. Karen! Don't make any sudden moves...he's back again.
Every once in a while, a true piece of musical perfection comes along. Yes, this anthem to boobs should be heard by all 🎶😂🎶 youtu.be/kXtcirZ0PGw?...
Big Top
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Uncrustables™ is more than just a product. it's a philosophy. Be uncrustable. Live uncrustably.
Alien: greetings earthling Me: hey Alien: are you not amazed, stunned, and in awe of us? Me: look, I've got a lot going on rn
The supposed public health benefits of anti-smoking laws have destroyed our national character, replacing the once-dignified silhouette of a cigarette butt discarded in a gas station urinal with the cold, clinical profile of the spat-out Zyn
You never know what you'll find when you start digging into old photos. inkancestry.blogspot.com/2026/08/mabe...
Mabel Halsey Woodrow
Take a look at this beautifully preserved late 19th century cabinet card. Seated on a wooden prop fence, wearing a white lace dr...
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Geez, next thing you know we’ll be finding out the Reflecting Pool algae was a naturally occurring phenomenon and not a form of aquatic chemical warfare launched under cover of darkness by a team of highly trained, radical antifa frogmen.
My horrible little dog, whom I love more than my life, has decided he will only eat the most expensive prescription food on the market. I'm trying to explain the economy to him and he doesn't care
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
If I ever go back in time I'm going to find the guy that invented pesto and beat him about the head with a fence post.
If you bake nickel, chromium, and iron at 450 degrees for 35 minutes (at sea level), you get what machinist call
Have a thrashgrass kinda weekend, friends. youtu.be/Oe3uZCwHJDk?...
Split Lip Rayfield "River" from Wichita Sessions
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I like that the German's call a drill a spiralbohrer because of how it spirals and bores a hole. Top notch word.
One thing about Steely Dan fans is if they're holding a mystical sphere, they'll tell you about it. That's not secret knowledge.
The Baguette Monster is on his way to recite poetry and seduce your wife with his array of sensual soups.
Today's antique store find is this glass swan powder box from the 40s. I love the color and had to have it ❤️
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
Someone adjusted the automatic toilets at work so they're too eager to flush and someone should be hanged. Pooping is supposed to be stress free. I can't handle this level of anxiety.
