[showing lestat a decent hang out room] yeah so this is where you live now as one of my favorite shows. You got the sopranos over there, simpsons over there and don’t get offended by the leftovers they keep to themselves
game of thrones really did Jacob Anderson dirty because that man is a stone cold fox and a half god damn
He'll probably ask the nearest woman how an oven works
okay the episode 6 scene in the vampire lestat where he and louis are fighting over the fact lestat has been fucking his mother for centuries should not be as emotionally charged as it, but god damn I do not like seeing my boys fighting
I know it’s probably not @pftompkins.bsky.social who does the book on tape narration in the vampire lestat, but I am going to pretend it’s him every time they go “album number 55 side A”
if anybody ever talked to me the way stock market people talk to elon I’d just put my head in an oven and save us all the time and energy. I mean we all know this comes down to him putting his own head in an oven, right? Nobody else is gonna do it evidently.
always funny when he hits a homer and the dugout is like “what? oh come on.”
DingerTV@dinger.tv · 4h agoHOME RUN Shohei Ohtani (25) 376 ft (20°, 110.2 mph) off Shota Imanaga (91.7 mph 4-seam, 2493 rpm) LAD 1-CHC 0 (T1, 3-2, 0 outs) https://www.mlb.com/video/shohei-ohtani-homers-25-on-a-line-drive-to-right-center-field
you do not have to hand it to the MAHA movement, the movement that drinks raw milk and believes that vaccines cause autism
We're just going to keep doing 2020 again until all the wrong stuff is true: defector.com/were-just-go...
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Losing an election seems like it must fucking suck. Fortunately I am not a freak who Desires Power so it’s not my problem.
wasn’t sure if I would jive with the vampire lestat despite him being awesome, then the theme song hit and when they did the “bang bang” part my brain went “what’s up hot dog?” so now I have to watch all of it today or I’ll go insane.
me showing up to work after watching interview with the vampire:
yeah okay I’m gonna “work from home” today because I can’t shake this dumb vampire show. have to finish it, and the other vampire show, as fast as possible or I’m gonna go crazy trying to figure out what happens. Love my normal brain.
are the interview with a vampire books good? I loved the show so much now I’m thinking of reading the books but I have honestly never heard one person talk about them..
okay nice try pal but I’m not inviting you in, classic vampire stuff that can’t trick me at all. idiot. hold up my friend lestat needs to come in. move dick! yo lestat! what’s up man? ha ha yeah these dumbass vampires keep trying to trick me. Dumb asses.
doctor, solemnly: “ma’am?” my wife: “doctor?” doc: “we did everything we could but the groove? the groove was in the heart.” my wife: “I knew that grooving would kill him some day.” me: “did you guys know there’s a herbie hancock sample in the original song by Deee-lite?”
I love to have old friends who know me very well because I’ll be like “I don’t know why I like this so much” and they’ll go “because of this thing from your past” and I’ll go “oh no shit yeah I forgot about that.”
Somehow they managed to give it a title so stupid that I am forced to be very interested
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Lestat could turn me into a vampire any day of the week. I’d be like “hey alright this rules,” but if Armand tried it? No thanks, dork, get back to your rules palace with the other nocturnal emissions. Jackass.
I don’t know if it’s just because I’ve had a shitty two days but interview with a vampire is very quickly rocketing up my best show list. This thing is trying to muscle its way in. God damn.
one of these days somebody at work will overhear me doing my killer Ulf the Dragonrider impression and think I’m making fun of my boss who coincidentally sounds exactly like Ulf the Dragonrider.
going to start wearing purple more often, nobody really wears purple. people will say “here comes the purple man” when they see me.
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
