We have to shut down Rotten Tomatoes. It‘s the only way any of us will know peace ever again

Ah yes, the epic tale of Odysseus, from whom we get the word "odyssey" - and Telemachus, from whom we get the word "telemarketing."

yeah i'm a gamer

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

PTA‘s The Odyssey

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2w ago

what if they zoomed in on the Sirens and it was Haim

I enjoyed The Odyssey but I *really* enjoyed whatever film Robert Pattinson was doing more

Jeff (the) Winger

PINT BEERS ARE £4

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

We all have our way of coping

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 4w ago

Pitbull is attempting to break the world record for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps at BST Hyde Park today

02 Jul 2026

Just took a work call rather than watch this

#stoptheboats

CineCalendar@cinecalendar.bsky.social · last mo.

Jun 27th 1897 - The Demeter set sail to take Dracula to England. 📽️📅 Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

To whoever had the good sense to postpone the 10k race I was supposed to be doing tonight, thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you

Watching those clips of the players while they go through the teams and thinking that mine would be me squinting at a spreadsheet

Hating the countdown to the kick off

It's quite simple. There's loads of them.

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2mo ago

it's always so perplexing to remember that the british call these "hundreds and thousands"

At E3 2014, you too could get your picture taken with 'Persona 4's MVB (Most Valuable Bear)' Teddie at the Atlus booth. (Long live creepy mascots!)

It’s the greatest day of the year

Kier Starmer Alien: Isolation fan confirmed

Andy Kelly@ultrabrilliant.xyz · 2mo ago

Kier Starmer just walked past me on a train platform and nodded at me. Jumpscare.

ACAB but make it relatable

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A Japanese police officer faked a bomb threat at his own farewell party, admitting when questioned “I didn’t want to go to a farewell party at work” He reportedly left a note at the restaurant and called, telling staff to check the entrance

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

These assholes

I’ve read all of them. Twice.

You want some curated financial advice? Don’t connect your bank to Open AI.

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3mo ago

OpenAI has announced plans to let users “securely connect” ChatGPT to their bank accounts through Plaid. The proposed intention is for ChatGPT to provide users with curated financial advice.

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

Were killed

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3mo ago

Dozens of cruise passengers remained stuck on a ship Wednesday after three people were killed after showing symptoms of the hantavirus, a rare family of viruses carried by rodents, as officials clashed over the boat's docking. Two people with "acute" symptoms were evacuated on medical flights.