Megabytes Of Bad Guy
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she bum on my farto till I vanish without a trace
What if Columbo's wife is actually a second identical Columbo and two episodes of the show are always happening simultaneously
desperately going over every possible projectile trajectory with my Time Gun to try to find a way to fire a single bullet that passes through the skulls of ronald reagan, hitler, and woodes rogers while also convincing LBJ to pull out of Vietnam and making sure Ranma is never written
Whenever I'm drinking a beverage alone after every I sip I pause and stare spitefully at god with this exact expression on my face
These are the only four pieces of media that have accurately represented New Jersey
The funniest writing in MGS3 is how we're shown that the Patriot fires tumbling bullets on purpose, quietly suggesting that it may have been the Boss who took out JFK. This does not matter at all unless you want to read it as the thing that made her go rogue.
Attention all young people on this website: this is what every day of your life feels like if you get a college degree
This is just like when all those midwestern baptists fainted and died after accidentally hearing Mellow Yellow by Donovan for the first time
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · last wk.Mature Woman Is Shown The Scary Electric Sex Toy 10
A lot of left people who are still on Twitter have totally lost it but they honestly have nothing on the liberals who keep hanging out there. The centrist guy who made that "firebomb a walmart" tweet just makes sponsored posts for Kalshi now
You know what would be fun Set a span of time and try to watch every movie mentioned in Snake Eater during that time Either that or try to eat everything in MGS3, ideally raw. You can probably get authentic 1960s Soviet rations on ebay, but I guess the tsuchinoko is gonna be the tricky one
Resident Evil Requiem (Multiplatform, 2026)
When people couldn't make heads or tails out of STREETS OF FIRE, Walter Hill tried to explain it to 'em.
Streets of Fire (1984) Directed by Walter Hill
What if like how Binging With Babish hired an asian guy to do all the anime and video game recipes he also hired an Italian guy to do all the recipes from gangster movies
Getting absolutely zoinked to shit on pythian style bay leaves and coming out of my trance covered in angel blood and screaming "GOD IS A RAYTHEON GAY"
[Darth Vader when he strikes Obi-Wan down and he disappears leaving only his robes behind] Damn that’s… that’s not what happened to all those kids
Ever since I was a child it made me angry that alligators and crocodiles can't open their mouths with as much force as they can close them with. We need to do something about this.
Every office has "the slacker", "the person who works in an office", and "The Blood Ghoul"
Intro Scene (Dive Alert: Becky's Version/Dive Alert: Matt's Version, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Sacnoth, 1999)
