Leo

@leoisanaries.bsky.social

They/them. Ohio, unfortunately. QPOC. It has been 0 days since I’ve thought about Dragon Age.

How do you say “disrespectfully, bitch, you’re wrong and need to real the fucking policy before you come for me. Here’s relevant sources” in professional corporate email speech?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Kelly Clarkson should consider women. The sapphic community is due for a powerhouse voice like hers. (I listened to her cover of girl crush years ago and I’m still reeling from it)

*Gripping the sink and looking at my haggard reflection in the mirror like a paperwork movie protagonist just woken from his psychological horror stress dream* I’m a sick bitch who likes freak sex I’m a sick bitch who likes freak sex I’m a si-“

absolutely nothing is stopping me from playing solitaire and sudoku until 4 in the morning. the power of ten grandmas courses through me. im drinking ensure milkshakes and thriving. im watching MASH.

but you know what, at least I was named a gendered correctly from the surgery center and the specialist center this whole journey without even having to ask. I wasn’t even gonna ask, they just found out I had top surgery and were like “so preferred name? pronouns?” And did not fuck up once.

Bild

STOP POSTING and take this seriously. NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)