my talkative ass could nootttt survive A Quiet Place . id be like "omg its jim from the office" and then the Thing would kill me
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You'd think they wouldn't care, but knowing these sorts of things someone probably put a racial slur as their secret answer in one of these at some point in time and had to say it over the phone to someone helping them reset their password and it caused a whole thing
beepatrix2@benamas.cleftofdimensions.net · 23h ago
hey adam driver I don't mean to be rude but I think your wife fucked spider-man and a baseball at the same time
Jon Solomon@jon.wprb.com · 2d agoHad no idea.
consider that in "I Do Not Want This" he says "I want to fuck everyone in the world", and given that's 8B+ people there aren't near that many species of animal even if every animal had 1000 ways to fuck, every permutation of how every animal fucks is well below this target, thus he need not specify
going to the mall nowadays is great because there's no food and drizzt do'urden is there
the coolest part of flaming hot cheetos is that if you eat enough of them all the searingly-red dyes in them make your poop look like one giant cheeto
can someone explain why everyone hated the ending to How I Met Your Mother also i have never seen an episode of the show
"Tell us, traveler from the future, of a wonder of your time" "In my time, medicine is so plentiful it is made automatically and found in every store; yet is so delicious many choose to eat it as a snack. Behold."
Everyone hates it when their opponent just leaves the game before it's over, so I've been trying to find ways to soften the blow a little bit. #fightinggame #gamemaker #indiedev
You ever think about how pent-up and horny a lot of conservative types are who don't believe in masturbation Like they never rub one out no wonder so many of them are weird around girls
So after the lion king was over you think simba solved the famine at pride rock by being like "okay so we don't have anything to hunt. But. Have you tried bugs?" And then some lion chud's eyes bulged out of his head
Furry with internet brianrot so bad they call standard filmed heterosexual porn "irl HMHF"
You ever notice how Keanu has been a guy with a computer in his head, a guy whose head goes inside a computer, and a guy in a computer inside someone else's head
giving paul ws anderson a ton of money is like giving the mets a ton of money. you're going to get what you get, and the money is not going to make it better
I came across this a while back and ended up saving it because it was so accurate and depressing
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
I cant keep rewatching majuular's videos as my sleep videos over and over, it's uncanny when I wake up and know how much time is elapsed based on the first sentence I comprehend
I dont get parasocial with streamers I get paranormal (places a curse on jerma that makes his butt get smaller and causes him to lose subscribers)
Never fucking go viral with a post like this i want to rectally throw up this sucks man
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.