The Microwave Cooking for One site is legit useful. You know that thing that happens when microwave food is half frozen? That’s not inherent to the microwave, it’s because most box microwave instructions are for 1100 watts and your microwave is something else. There’s a conversion chart for that!

Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · yesterday

did someone say sadder

“How do I know,” she said at last, “that you are what you seem to be?” “You don't,” Said he. “I don't know what I seem, to you.”

In 1986, contracting HIV meant you were going to die, usually slowly, painfully, and alone. Now it's a chronic illness like hypertension. In 1986, gay and lesbian couples couldn't have their relationships legally recognized and had to adopt elaborate legal workarounds.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 24h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been.

in these trying times, it's good to know there are things you can rely on

Micah@rincewind.run · 21h ago

hello I love my wife very much have a wonderful night everyone

stay hungry, stay foolish, stay published (and paid!).

One of the golden rules. Protect your intimate relationships and the people who choose to share their body/time with you. The desire for public attention and praise can never overshadow your desire to protect people’s privacy while in your care.

Shush Pope Heyward

ALT: Shush Pope Heyward

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nai 🦋@astoldbynai.blacksky.app · yesterday

If I was ever with someone on here, I wouldn't kiss and tell.

10. I do not have a guilty pleasure read because there is no such thing as a guilty pleasure when it comes to books read the shit you like, I am a forty one year old man who loves romance novels and there is not a goddamn thing about the pleasure of reading romance novels that is guilty

I'm begging for the bourgeoisie to add an ounce of cottagecore to their politics.

if someone did this to a house we'd call the cops on them

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · yesterday

I read the whole thing twice and still don't know if it's supposed to do that or not I feel like it's not

ask not for whom the unc chops. he chops for thee.

dependent on our energy and honesty ...

Ursula K. Le Guin Bot@leguinbot.bsky.social · yesterday

Past events exist, after all, only in memory, which is a form of imagination. The event is real now, but once it’s then, its continuing reality is entirely up to us, dependent on our energy and honesty.

i've found another korok

ChicagoVintageTileFloors@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social · 2d ago

Anyone else on the lookout for multi-pane window reflections cast around town?

this is all well and good. when is the ex-paladin staying the night?

a wizard@towerwizard.bsky.social · 2d ago

The wizard eats some bean sprout with firm buttery cheese.

bro, you ever just yearn??

Toad hurried back to the river. “Frog,” he shouted, “it’s me. It’s your best friend, Toad!”

🎸 I made video game music! 🎸 the video game is called unbeatable and the song is called goin' crazy and its with @peakdivide.bsky.social and @rj.dcellgames.com and @rachel.dcellgames.com and @memodemo.zip (me) 😊 it's also on the internet if you type this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7v3... :D yay!

i've said it before but it's too easy to just say "we've all got something going on" and leave it there. individualism and silence is beating our asses and giving us shoulder pain from all the shrugging. it's frustrating and i need us all to be present and actively listen and act accordingly.

so is she a cryptid or fae or a secret 3rd thing?

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

when people try playing Octodad for the first time and they decide to play co-op

Liza Knipscher@lize.bsky.social · 2d ago

Locomotion is getting betterworse

por que no los dos, Mr. Darnielle?

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d ago

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

I spoke your true name. It's not what I thought it would be. And I don't feel easy about it. As if I'd left something unfinished. But it is your name. If it betrays you, then that's the truth of it.

i had it in the adapter upside down. why has linux not fixed this yet

Twynne heigh-maintenaunce machynes

Chaucer Doth Tweet@levostregc.bsky.social · 3d ago

And lo! Kathye appearid and we hung out Sharing draughtes from the bottel so sharpe and so cleane Glaunsinge eyne Holdinge hondes Twynne heigh-maintenaunce machynes Ich am goinge to make it Thrugh thys yeare Yif it slaye me Ich am goinge to make it Thrugh thys yeare Yif it slaye me #mountaingoats

Once upon a time . . .

So… they’re working

she never misses

Ursula K. Le Guin Bot@leguinbot.bsky.social · 3d ago

People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.

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