odd man: ah traveler you’re finally awake. easy now. you must be confused coming to in this clearing under a strange sky me: why are you wearing that hat? odd man: what do you mean… it’s my hat me: alright if you like it
not sure this totally makes sense but when rfk jr talks it sounds like a fire hazard
[Looking at some relevant crap] Bro this shit is sooo pertinent
Surely the Walrus Audio Deep Six compressor will fix me
It’s so sick how you can post this filth and get slapped with an “intolerance” label, but Bluesky straight up bans people for being trans or Palestinian
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
Let me say this clearly. If you believe the US was once a force for good, you have been successfully propagandized. The US has never been motivated by social good and has worked tirelessly for the opposite to benefit a handful of people you rarely see in the news.
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
Why the fuck are people even impressed by all the shit they were doing in ancient Greece and Rome. They all fucken died
american liberals view hitler and european fascism as uniquely evil because it turned settler colonial frameworks and violence towards people they considered white. this is why they cannot accept and get very mad when you point out the specific ways hitler said that america inspired his project
The GOP made a similar claim in 2003. Since UN inspectors couldn't prove with certainty that Iraq eliminated its WMD program, there's a possibility WMDs exist and thus we should invade. This reverses the normal burden of proof when making claims. Everything hinges on the the word "possibility."
Things will get worse as more students secretly use AI to do homework. There has always been a divide between those who care about education for its own sake and those who only care about grades, but AI will worsen this divide, leaving fewer people with the ability to do causal reasoning.
The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m sorry what
the type shit i'm on ain't even been invented yet. like i been on nothing dude
everyone who wants to drive a car should have to undergo a yearly mandatory psychiatric evaluation
you will save yourself a lot of trouble and grief on any text based social media site by simply remembering that a lot of people can't read.
we should start accurately naming more clothes like “wife beater”. it’s actually very useful. i suggest “dog fighter”, “slur slinger”, “cross burner”, and then “tax evader”. that last one is literally just a suit.
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*