This is the only way you should ever talk about those people. Fuck all that weak ass “debate me” bullshit call them out for the weak losers they are and move on with your day
This also warmed my heart 😂 #WNBA
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A tedious argument of insidious intent. Left of liberal, right of tankie. #MUFC #AUFC 🏳️🌈 🦍
This is the only way you should ever talk about those people. Fuck all that weak ass “debate me” bullshit call them out for the weak losers they are and move on with your day
This also warmed my heart 😂 #WNBA
The worst betrayal I ever suffered was learning my older brother had already received ten CDs in my name. Obviously, I just used my younger brother’s name for my ten.
I feel like they’re blaming me, but I feel no guilt
Animal Crossing and I think I’d rather stay there forever
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?
This is why people are afraid of flying. The pilot doesn’t even know where they’re going
Air to Ground Message: HELLO AGAIN CAN YOU HELP US TO LEARN WHERE ARE WE PARKING UPON LANDING IN MIAMI IS IT GATE OR MAINT HANGAR Area: Palm Beach, FL, USA Type: Boeing 737-700 A: #a1e157d19c9 F: #fef809a87d9
Much better discourse on the skyline today RIP to all the people talking shit about haunted mountains tho 🫡
It's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains
Don’t worry about it. Stay out of MILF business. They all found each other and are building a commune
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
Really I don't think you had any current events on your bingo card, bingo cards typically have numbers and sometimes letters on them, I don't think it's remotely interesting that your bingo card didn't include some wacky celebrity news or whatever, that's normal, that's not noteworthy, that's normal
Eclipses are weird. You learn the mechanics of it and it's like "Oh, that's cool", and then they happen and your hindbrain goes "World is WRONG, must appease the gods NOW!"
I’m so happy for everyone experiencing the eclipse today. My one time in totality was magical
Some men really will do anything other than put sunscreen on their kids and go to therapy. This is so embarrassing
Why don’t you say it on a site he’s on so you’re not doing this sad little ‘brrrr let’s be cool guys on our little pirate ship that looks like a microbrew meet up?’ Why do this bitchmade little ‘teehee the bad man said bad words?’
Someone should get some sandwich discourse going. It would be better than the Dobby bullshit
Hither came W. Howe about business, and he and I had a great deal of discourse about my Lord Sandwich, and I find by him that my Lord do dote upon one of the daughters of Mrs. Becke where he lies, so that he spends his time and money upon her.
A fanciful Gothic Revival church, St Helen’s, Biscathorpe has sadly been losing its battle against neglect for years. 1/9
"those weird trans people online" 9/10 times are cis people getting weirded out by the idea of a trans person who isn't completely meekly subservient to cis people 24/7
RIP TREENIS U R IN HEVEN NOW WITH THE ANGLES N PRICNESS DI N ALSO IN IEKA AS A CHESTER DRAWS
Felling begins on famous phallic tree formation near M74
Felling has started on a famous T-shaped tree formation near the M74.
thenational.scot
It slipped my mind that I have a date tonight when I was eating my usual broccoli and cauliflower at lunch. Chat, am I cooked?
Dale has spent the last decade watching a good 70-80% of his weird anarchist acquaintances transition, and he doesn't really get it, but it seems to make the government mad, so dang it, those gals are alright.
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Medical personnel, I am *BEGGING* you to ~reply~ to communications in the patients’ charts. An addendum to my note does not come back to my inbox! #Medsky
Isn’t this just sapphics tryna figure out if they’re flirting with each other?
these queer proceedings increased my uncomfortableness
I was googling some dialog from a puzzle in genshin impact to identify which puzzle it is so I could find hints, and the google AI seems to think I've been in some kind of coma or cryostasis for hundreds of years? this is genuinely the weirdest one of these I've ever seen
I guess I’m in gay old people jail
Come at me bro. I’m in gay baby jail.
I seem to have acquired a lil pet who wants to follow me around because I called her a TERF. She’s seems unhinged, but I might be able to get her housebroken and leash trained with a shock collar. I say “might” because I’m not convinced she’s smart enough for either bsky.app/profile/marj...
Day 3 since my friend beat the brakes off of me with a bible and it still hurts to sit down. I gotta get one of those for my arsenal
I feel like eating a coffee mug full of olives was a bad idea, but I’m not actually sure why
One of them has eaten the plums. The other is selling baby shoes.
There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
I see this so often in kink spaces from “kink educators” trying to explain subspace and drop, and I usually just get up and walk out
I see a lot of you talking about "dopamine" and I wish you'd go back to talking about your astrological signs because at least then you wouldn't be confusing yourself about a real thing
I think it’s bullshit that they won’t let me nap in the CT scanner
This is so ominous and the energy I want to bring today
Remember me? Let's go!