Two dumb bitches telling each other exaaaaaactly
LittleMxSurly
@littlemxsurly.yharnam.singles
Yes I am trans. No I would not like to be in a threesome with your soon to be ex husband and yourself. Yes I would like a cookie please. Faustian bargain hunter since 1996 (etc.)
Pro tip : prions won’t hurt you if you just pre-flip every protein in your body
*laughs in trade war timing* anyways, go cry a little.
Eva Holland@evaholland.bsky.social · 3d agoNew Heritage Minute just dropped, starring Rick Mercer as the mayor of Gander, Newfoundland:
“Vice president” while working in finance is meaningless. I too was once a VP and I am a transsexual that lives in a basement with roommates. This was likely just some rando
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4d agoBANK OF AMERICA VICE PRESIDENT KILLED IN TIMES SQUARE STABBING - BBG
Idunno how I feel about this in particular but it does take me back to Cyberpunk 2077 and thinking how uncomfortable I would be playing through some of those relationship scenes if I was in a monogamous relationship.
IGN@ign.com · 5d agoA bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over. https://bit.ly/4qLlUbp
doctors : don't put q tips in your ears me with 2 q tips in each ear :
Operation Bluebird Launches New Twitter https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/08/27/0051211/operation-bluebird-launches-new-twitter
Operation Bluebird Launches New Twitter - Slashdot
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: Operation Bluebird, the Virginia-based startup trying to revive the allegedly abandoned "Twitter" name and logo, announced Monday that it has launched its new social media network: Twitter.now. "We are a small company, we have investors, and we ...
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Absolutely the fuck not. I’m taking this week really personally
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · last wk.Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime in the ‘Transformers’ franchise, has passed away at 85.
Jesus this week can get into the fucking bin I swear
Fuck. No. The greatest human being to ever live. Was thinking about Steel Magnolias when the director shouted at her in front of everyone and told her she couldn’t act and had no idea why they’d hired her she said “Because I’m Dolly Parton, and they hired you to make me look like I can act.”
She sold over 100 million records, making her one of the top selling artists worldwide… But get this - Dolly’s Imagination Library has given over 300 million books to kids! So for every record she’s sold, she’s managed to give 3 books to kids.
Petition to change the name of Lake Michigan to Lake America Is Run By A Pedocult
I had no hype for Lanterns but damn it has the sauce
PM Carney outlines last minute demands by the US last night. 1) Changes to the scope of tariffs on Canadian auto content 2) Restricting Canada’s ability to have trade deals with other countries 3) Restrict Canada's protections of language, culture 'and in effect, our sovereignty’
Carney says trade deal became untenable when U.S. 'asked too much and offered too little' | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney told his negotiators to walk away from the table after the Trump administration introduced late unacceptable demands on culture, autos and sovereignty that, when taken in co...
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Watching this in NYC and crying my eyes out was the first indicator that it was time to come home.
Eddie Pasa@eddiepasa.bsky.social · 2w agoThis starts at 7p EST. I have the Blu-ray, but watching it along with a bunch of #TheTragicallyHip fans is gonna be a lovely thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7FZ...
Man pride events just don’t feel so great anymore.
"PSAC says 71 per cent of the 14,000 PSAC members who have received workforce adjustment letters are women."
Union calls on federal government to release equity data on public service job cuts
The Public Service Alliance of Canada (PSAC) is calling on the federal government to halt workforce adjustments in the public service, saying the job cuts are disproportionately harming women.
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smdh my day is the worst part of my day why would I want to see more of it
404 Media@404media.co · 2w agoA new Meta patent published Thursday says a system, like its AI glasses, would use facial recognition to identify people, create a series of video clips, then provide you with a highlight reel of your night. www.404media.co/meta-patents...
Wyze raising their prices 50% is gonna be a no from me.
They didn't want to live in a retirement home. So these women started their own housing collective in Montreal. Maison des RebElles is a chosen family of 22 women – mostly gay, some allies – that's been flourishing for more than 30 years. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
At a Montreal housing collective, women live intentionally and age joyously
The Maison des RebElles is a flourishing chosen family for lesbians and allies
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EVERYONE! FREE STUFF! Over at Patreon (no sign-up required) I just dropped our first Machine Age Dreams zine. It has a little essay about our TV/Film development process. It also has The Ultimate Soulsborne Card Game, "Crestfallen." It's a fully (re)playable narrative card micro game.
A Zine? A MAZE ZINE! | Machine Age Dreams
We made a zine. It's not the classic #iHunt style zine. This one is two things, an essay about where we're at with our film/tv production,
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‘It’s very unnerving’: Ottawa mom warns after alleged incident involving Uber Eats driver, child
‘It’s very unnerving’: Ottawa mom warns after alleged incident involving Uber Eats driver, child
An Ottawa mother is speaking out after an alleged incident involving an Uber Eats driver in Kanata this month.
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