Abby Koop | Comic Memoir Writer

@lobsidedbob.bsky.social

👀 rom-com grief memoir 😍 🍍on🍕, lava lamps, cats 🚫 lazy rivers, camping, cotton balls 📚 AuDHD librarian 1️⃣-time limbo champ ☘️ amateur leprechaun detective 11! Substack subscribers https://substack.com/@lobsidedbob

#questpit LIES BECOME HER, psychological thriller - A woman hiding behind the perfect life must decide whether the truth she’s buried will set her free—or cost her everything—while the man she’s tried to escape believes he’s finally bringing her home. #q #t

BARTLEBY x HOW TO PEE YOUR PANTS THE RIGHT WAY GYM CLASS STINKS! Is an amusing anthem for all the UNathletic, INdoorsy, sensory sensitive kids of the world…or any adult still working through their childhood dodgeball trauma. #QuestPit #Q #PB

GYM CLASS STINKS! Story: Throw a ball? Catch a ball? Run all the way around the gym?! If these phrases have ever made your palms sweat or your throat go dry, you’ll appreciate this anti-homage to the most dreaded class of the day. Told through comedic vignettes and rich, sensory details, GYM CLASS STINKS! is an anthem for anyone who has felt awkward, all thumbs, or all-together uncoordinated.GYM CLASS STINKS! Sales Hooks: 1) Self-acceptance and empathy for non-athletic peers--fills a gap in the growth mindset category; 2) Read-Aloud-Ability: Comedic vignettes, a rhythmic pace, and a rebellious refrain; 3) SEL Sans Sermon--Examines self-doubt, fitting in, empathy, and acceptance through a relatable setting and humorous scenarios.GYM CLASS STINKS! Comps: Bartleby (2026), Better than a Touchdown (2026), The Humble Pie (2025), How to Pee Your Pants the Right Way (2024)

One last post for #questpit! KILLING EVE X FLEABAG 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 Sapphic af 🔪 Men d!e (you’re welcome) 💋 Delicious banter 👏 Unapologetically irreverent 🤔 She falls first 🐕🐈‍⬛ Black Cat x Labrador ✨ “Don’t touch my wife” #W #R #T

Good evening to both of my followers. For my first post I would like to announce that I coincidentally got my driver's license on the fifth anniversary of my first period, and those dates were 16 and 21 years ago, respectively, which means my license can drive, and my womanhood can drink. Cheers! 🥂

I'm writing my own eulogy in Mad Libs form. Whoever is in attendance may fill it in as a group. If you don't know the difference between an adverb and an adjective, please remain silent; people are grieving.