🦞Lobstaman🦞
@lobstaman.bsky.social
Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.
Teach your children ‘democrats are not always good, but republicans ARE always bad’ and in 2026 you’ve covered like 90% of their practical civic education wrt voting.
Stan Oklobdzija@stano.bsky.social · 24h agoThe best thing about Vote Blue No Matter Who is that it unloads a lot of cognitive burden. I wanted Tom Steyer to be in the Governor's race, but he's not so I'm gonna vote for Becerra. I don't follow his campaign at all: I'm voting for him because he's not a Republican.
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
Why did the book I’m reading have to call me out like that?
"I would encourage anyone to go and listen to Cheryl Reeve's comments. Incredibly thoughtful." awfulannouncing.com/wnba/espn-ab...
ESPN broadcast addresses 'incredibly thoughtful' Cheryl Reeve comments on transgender athletes
The ESPN on ABC broadcast of Fever-Lynx addressed comments made by Minnesota head coach Cheryl Reeve about transgender athletes.
awfulannouncing.com
If the Sox sweep the Dodgers does LA trade for Skenes by Midnight?
Neighborhood Mexican place lost its lease and relocated to a new spot. Just overheard the host take this phone call: HOST: Yes. We are open, it’s packed ??? HOST: Just so you know, we don’t have a liquor license yet ??? HOST: No I’m not calling anybody an alcoholic, I’m just letting you know
Imagine wanting to wait in line to take your photo with a 5th place finisher
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Maybe we should bring back the stocks in the public square for folks like Max
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 4d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
These guys won’t stand up for the daughter of a Republican US Senator and they’ll never stand up for your daughter. But they will send some goon to inspect her crotch.
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4d agoMax Miller is denying all the allegations against him and you can tell he's sincere because of the popped collar.
“You don’t have to refrigerate that” Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there
More hotels should list thier proximity to a Waffle House
Jorge Escalante@escalante.bsky.social · 4d agoI mean since it’s right by the hotel and we don’t have one in San Antonio.
OH MY GOD THEY TOTALLY DID YOU SHOULD CLICK ON THE LINK TO WITNESS THIS TRAVESTY
furry hater@furry-hater.bsky.social · 5d agowhat the hell??? youtube just removed the original rick roll youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I was searching my old photos for something else and this gem popped up
POV: you're a beer in the fridge and it's Friday
explore.org@explore.org · 2w agoYearly bear cam maintenance staff reporting for duty.
NCAA had two options: A) Begrudgingly let all of last year’s seniors have a 5th year but move seamlessly into a 5-in-5 world B) Not do that, knowing they’d get sued, which would invite chaos if they lost, which they always do.
Have you ever noticed that most of the major AI company logos look like buttholes? For my Sick Burns Friday post, I judged and ranked each of them based on how much they resemble hole: www.burnsnotice.com/ai-company-l...
AI Company Logos That Look Like Buttholes, Ranked
For this week's Sick Burns Friday post, we're asking the important questions like "why do all of these logos look like that?"
burnsnotice.com
