Lizzie Borden took Xanax And then she watched a little “Hacks”

I used a curse word to my grandpa when I was 10 after I started listening to hiphop and he told my mom I was playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog

Trump promised vandals. He delivered tourists.

Also the Republicans were screaming that Fauci helped authorize vaccines for children, which is something every goddamn parent I know was praying for every day for more than a year and have been thankful for ever since. These people are all self-centered idiotic sociopaths, nothing more.

Melissa Gira Grant@melissagiragrant.com · 3d ago

if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid

I’m not like other pick-me girls.

And I said what about breakfast at Jimothy’s?

THIS IS AMERICA. TODAY. YOUR country. YOU are letting this continue.

The Comprehensive Academic Studies and Technical Education program. CASTE.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Linda McMahon says some elementary school students should be put on a "pathway" to become plumbers

Linda McMahon says some elementary school students should be put on a "pathway" to become plumbers

Liberace is offended. A tour of the Oval Office leaves one wondering whether the aesthetic is what happens when Vladimir Putin collides with a Trump casino. Nobody leaves wondering if it’s tacky af.

This is crazy to be happening in 2026. The US has now recorded more measles cases this year than in any year since 1991, marking the highest total in 35 years. As of today, the country had reported 2,295 confirmed measles cases, according to the Johns Hopkins University U.S. Measles Tracker.

📌It's amazing how little attention is being paid to how expensive everything is right now. That's all we heard about from 2020-2024.

Having a job is dumb.

Getting old is the stupidest decision I ever made.

Before social media, you could just completely forget that certain people existed. I miss that.

28 years of cyclosporiasis testing Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. All are back because of this science denying administration.

Robert Adderall

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Interviewer: What are your top three strengths? Me: Aggressively questioning leadership, being breathtakingly sanctimonious, and having an elite ability to prioritise going home.

Extreme heat warning in my pants

I love the way the dentist gives you sunglasses to wear now they got me feeling like Bob Dylan up in this bitch

Read this 🔥

In Bluey’s society, would dingos be the criminals and murderers?

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

At a time when contraceptives could be banned, it can feel like there are only two camps: those who champion birth control and those who criticize it with hopes of making it go away. But there is a third camp: People scrutinizing birth control not to get rid of it, but to make it better.

Did birth control make my depression worse?

What I wish I'd known about my IUD.

motherjones.com

THE MCCONNELL SITUATION MADE ONE THING CRYSTAL CLEAR, THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WOULD HIDE IT FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IF TRUMP DIED 🤷 Post anything here: interactink.vercel.app

Have you noticed that some of the most effective ads for the Dems are written by the GOP? I love when they say the quiet part out loud! #AccountabilityIsComingNovember3rd

Me (Gen-x): *responding to a question of how I have been surviving the apocalypse*...it's really simple, I just always saw The Terminator as a documentary