learned from a commercial that a new camry is in the mid $30ks and sighed maybe the most I ever have
[TRYING TO SOUND CONVINCING BUT NOT REALLY BUYING IT] the eagles have to lose tonight so the phillies can win tomorrow.
The boos are so beautiful. And don't these fans know that the Eagles are used to their own fans booing? It just fuels them.
THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK HE'S TOO HANDSOME AND HE'S TOOOOOOOO STROOOOOOOOOOONGGGG 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Imagine not having Jalen Hurts as your QB.
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
Ghost in the Shell keeps getting closer and closer to reality and my only comfort with that fact is that Stand Alone Complex had a banger-ass opening.
Aperture Science vs. Federal Bureau of Control inter-office softball game ends in bloodshed.
The best game of Jalen Hurts career except for those two passes that made me want to kill myself.
Started talking shit in the group chat and then opened one of these and it exploded in my face 🤣 Maybe I’ll hold my tongue this week 🤭
rub some beef tallow on it Titans
please god end the nick sirianni experience i want to get off the ride 😭
GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh]
