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longcarl.bsky.social

@longcarl.bsky.social

Straight,He/him,Feb,3,2006 I will be horny on main My steam thelargestcarl Ally Warhammer 40k enjoyer Video gamer Booty Connoisseur (Do it clap? Do it jiggle?) "If it's got a fat ass, wide hips, and a cute face, smash🍑❤️‍🔥" 18+only NO AI

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longcarl.bsky.social @longcarl.bsky.social · 45m ago

WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THIES I HAVE LIKE ONE HOT OC I NEVER GET TO SHARE >:(

Danymals🔞 Furpoc?@danymals.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hmmmm any moots?

SushiFerret @sushiferret.bsky.social · 9h ago

This is the kinda heat that cartoons made entire episodes about

The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 10h ago

GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · yesterday

Bill Nye knew.

longcarl.bsky.social @longcarl.bsky.social · yesterday

Have a 8ft tall hot dom direwolf femboy with a deep voice and hot muscles (Vr avi / nsfw OC) #femboy #vrchat #oc You guys have been good you deserve it :)

KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · yesterday

Look how happy she is knowing she has food for her puppies. Original post

Bonnymama7 @booniebaby6.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wrong hands 🍌

longcarl.bsky.social @longcarl.bsky.social · 2d ago

I wish America was like this, instead we have a corrupt pedo who thinks bombing innocent people is fun as our president.

KssNotFound@kssnf.bsky.social · last mo.

HAPPY ( LATE ) 4TH of JULY ! Bringing you Statue of Liberty and Freedom .

longcarl.bsky.social @longcarl.bsky.social · 2d ago

I am a wizard ( I am delusional)

Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · last wk.

The image is a five panel black and white comic.

Panel 1- A person lays in their bed. "You know what? I'm feeling bold!"

Panel 2- The stick their leg out of the covers, foot hanging off the bed.

Panel 3- A demon, sitting underneath the bed looks at the foot dangling in front of them.

Panel 4- "Good for her" They go back to reading their magazine.

Panel 5- The person in bed, now wide eyed and terrified, goes "Who the fuck said that."

Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · last wk.

“Video games are a waste of tim-“

longcarl.bsky.social @longcarl.bsky.social · last wk.

The #darktide boys #warhammer #40k

conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · last wk.

Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hulk was disappointed again this morning 🫤

Incredible hulk comic strip

"Hulk will sleep now and maybe when hulk wakes up---everything that makes hulk tired will be changed"

CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 2w ago

What if hostile foreign governments were able to control social media algorithms in the United States, suppressing information vital to our survival as a democracy? That would be weird.

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dogs have exceptional hearing and fireworks can put many dogs on edge. However, Jack is completely deaf and loves fireworks. Original post

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 2mo ago

two adorable fawns cuddling with a kitten captioned: "repost if you love lesbians or [if] you[']d be happy if elon musk dies"

Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 2w ago

That was an epic Starpup battle ever! 🐶🐶😂♥️ Good morning everyone.

longcarl.bsky.social @longcarl.bsky.social · 2w ago

I bought a bundle for a game I like thinking it had the new dlc (yes I missed the small gray print saying what was in it) turns out no it's just the base game, but I feel tricked as the new base game art and the new dlc art look incredibly similar #darktide #steam #videogames

Cozmik_Ink @cozmikcolor.bsky.social · 2w ago

My message to Jimmy everytime I see him

Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 3w ago

Why do you love dungeon crawler carl so much? Shows the court Exhibit No. 281679: Uzi Jesus. "I AM THE WAY MOTHERFUCKER" [Not my minifig. Isaac pitas figurine]