Better late than never for #BowserDay2026 Thanks to my patrons for suggesting this! #bowser #bowserday
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Fisher | 32‽ | he/him | simp for the worthy, recreationally of course | != gainer | no RP, behave Your LLM talking points: 🥵 Impact play, Chastity, 🌀 🧶 Crochet 🌿 Horticulture, herbs 🎮 Deadlock 🥏 Disk Golf, Poi Spinning 📍RI
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Pov: You bumped into the king himself and he's hoping the cutie is ok!🐵 Happy Bowser Day all!! #BowserDay #BowserDay2026 #fanart
*puts another quarter in the soapbox meter* and further more you missed the point of all my other tangents to understand that yes it does matter that the body is dichotomous and as any programmer can tell ya, an array is just everything between 0 and 1. whatlikeitshard(dot)gif *overtime meter beeps*
It must feel good asf to pull a magical sword from your cleavage
waiting at the station AMA (video for attention)
My kid is in a rare dual-track vocational + college prep program in high school. Teaching trades is important and good. Steering kids to trades while underfunding public education in order to reify a caste system that benefits the rich and powerful is not. Guess which one Linda McMahon is doing.
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · 2d agoIn a college sociology class in the late 1980s I was assigned a Marxist analysis of education that argued that the US education system is designed primarily to produce efficient workers for the labor market. And now Trump’s Department of Education is just tweeting it out.
this is literally what I do for a living and it's called "blameless root cause" where you identify everything that went wrong without assigning blame to any one person in particular. the NTSB really went all in on this and it's one of the reasons airplane travel is/(was?) so safe in the US.
Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2d agoI would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
new trend, convince "allies" they can join in on the fun by also posting photos of the front of their CC with the silly numbers on the back and their zip code. Tell them it's how they can show solidarity.
La Fupacabra@lizardqueer.bsky.social · 2d agoYou homos need to be worried less about butt cards and more about credit cards
The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.
Quick men while their butt defences are down, ATTACK!!!!!
Gray Writes!@clickgate.bsky.social · 2d ago“Defend your butt card”
bro, I left the door open for ya and everything. for your afternoon Monday viewing pleasure.
oh right the thing where I post horny and just shut up 🤭
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
people use umbrellas to keep them dry but the umbrellas are so wet when you get back inside
COINTREAUPRO@strings.bsky.social · 5d agoSo… they’re working
The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely
no darling, you're not chaos' beloved play thing you're a contrarian with trauma and a victim complex. wait actually...
been out on vacation so there isn’t much new art from me atm… Buuuut here’s a little self indulgent warm-up I did a while back that I plan on making prints of :)
Not incidentally, sex ed and social media, two of the big things the Think of the Children crowd want to restrict children's access to, are the first place a lot of kids encounter the concept that a person with nominal authority over you doesn't get to touch you without permission
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 3d agoCan't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."