Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
@mamaestra3.bsky.social
Today is Moms' Equal Pay Day, marking how far into the year mothers have to work to equal what fathers earned the previous year. Let's end the gender pay gap!
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
Meeting with the Military Economic Development Committee, the Illinois Council on Women and Girls and getting to know Girls Lead participants—that’s how you do a Monday.
You can practically feel the well-earned smugness of a million English high school teachers this weekend. Take a bow, educators.
My favorite part of the USA vs Berlin game last night is how the USA came out to a non-binary gender reveal.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who don’t refer to taking care of their own children when their mom is busy as “babysitting.”
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
until we replace all the christopher columbus statues with this true italian american icon, we will never be a proper country.
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
Thanks to @americastestkitchen.com for the decorating tip! Marshmallow flowers are our go-to birthday cake decorations. #baking #marshmallows
when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can
if english is your second language, please don't apologize if you can't speak it perfectly. it's a garbage language with inconsistent rules that make no sense and honestly it's a fucking miracle any of us can speak it at all. you're doing amazing, sweetie.
Dear parents: You see all this stupidity going around? Please read to your kids. Let them see you reading. Keep books around. Buy them books if you can. Show them how cool the library is. Tell them book banning is bad. Make reading part of their lives. It helps make good people.
if they’re brainstorming how to get people to have more babies I have some ideas: - paid parental leave - universal healthcare - affordable childcare - work on climate change - do literally anything about gun violence - free tacos for life when you have a second baby, bottomless guac with a third
Teacher math is knowing 100% how many students you have but you make 3 more copies just in case.
Happy pi day! Here's a fun connection between pi day and the first five square numbers:
looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing
CONOZCA SUS DERECHOS: Dígale a sus hijos de que si la migra llega a sus escuelas, no tienen que responder a las preguntas - incluso si un adulto les dice que está bien hablar.
