it’s awesome that the two biggest stories right now are “thousands of people are dying all over the world because it’s so hot” and “there’s a lot of oil stuck in the Persian Gulf and we need to get it out, so we can burn it, please help us burn all this oil”
problem goose
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listening to birds at the end of the world http://mammothfactory.tumblr.com
[crammed into a small space with millions of other humans] this is fine and normal [crammed into a small space with millions of humans and also another animal] oh no, Vermin
all the spotted lanternflies are hiding out at my place, the bugs are lying low with me until the cops are out of town
[trying to remember the word "hardworking"] yeah he gets punched a lot, he gets kicked in the teeth every day, he's a good, kicked-in-the-face American
I'm not sure folks have realized just how crazy the second half of 2026 and 2027 will be for global temperatures – on the back of a record-smashing El Niño event. Here is my latest estimate of where both years will end up compared to global temperatures since 1850.
the conspiracy theory I believe? the Kandahar Giant is real but he's only like six foot four, which is pretty tall for southern Afghanistan but hardly what I'd call a giant, and also he doesn't like it when you call him that, it makes him self-conscious
Welcome to Super Seabird Sunday where we ask you to share photos, videos & artwork of seabirds. Here is my contribution, thousands of Gannet’s off the Bass Rock. A remarkable sight. #SuperSeabirdSunday
"climateflation" is a crazy name to give for "running out of food"
1/ "Climateflation is inflation with a cause we know, a bill we can already see, and a solution we have delayed for far too long" @ingmar.wsocial.eu @forbes.com www.forbes.com/sites/we-don...
Anyway people like to think climate denial is some weird quirk of the far right when in fact it is a fundamental tenet of industrial civilization
Washington DC wildlife: Beaver swimming this morning in Rock Creek near Porter Street. 🦊 🦫
"listen humans can't live without cops and prisons" buddy you're not making the case for cops and prisons, you're making the case for human extinction
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
just hearing now that they made it illegal to post any more about that Christopher Nolan movie, they sent a man with a gun to your house and if you post any more about it he's going to shoot you in the brain, I don't know how you're going to handle this
Every day I see shit from people calling themselves communists or anarchists or abolitionists and they’re like, in the future you can work yourself to death ten percent less, the jails will have a circle A on them, the cops who beat you will be crust punk cops
Capitalism built this wall. Now we get to see what happens when capitalism crashes into it. Extreme heat Wildfires Floods Crop failure Food shortages Collapse The words on track to define our future.
and these are just the ones that explode. every rocket that makes it into the air - spacex, nasa, whatever bezos’s is called - is an ecological disaster
SpaceX rocket that exploded shortly after takeoff destroyed land & wildlife: Concrete chunks had left craters a foot deep & were strewn across tidal flats, almost four acres of state park burned, 7 bobwhite quail eggs & a collection of blue land crabs incinerated. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Oh no, my computer’s alive now. Better give me a bunch of government money bc that’s what the computer likes to eat. Tech journalists, falling all over each other in an attempt be the first to propose marriage to the computer: Wow groundbreaking
finally caught the hot summer blockbuster movie that all the movie kids can't shut up about (the bears on the bear cam sitting around waiting to catch fish)