WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
the best place to start any game series is the one you'll actually play
Jason@envinyon.bsky.social · last wk.I sometimes miss the days before basically every game being easily accessible cuz now people can't just pick up a game that looks cool without someone pulling them over like a cop to see if they experienced the previous games correctly or not
accurate depiction of discovering someone has a mutual interest
the new fanart people are gonna be making of samus is going to be set on a scale. on one side, heavyset samus eating a double pounder with cheese and bacon. on the other the most erotic and frightening cannibalism you have ever seen in your life
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
People are getting mad at Atlus for handling a gay character incorrectly - unfortunately for them, this dog peacefully passed away several years ago after concluding its illustrious career as a world-class chess grandmaster
observer gf - observing - detects ordinarily overlooked details - sees the big picture - learning to sit back and observe - "i'll take a look at that" - "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it" - scanning everything - "i see" - takes pleasure in looking - always watching - always watching - always wa
She didn’t expect the spidery side effects of getting on E Miraculously though no one at the Daily Bugle has put 2 and 2 together. #spiderman #trans #sizesky #minigts
"WHAT IS PARKER'S DEADNAME?" "I don't know...she had already transitioned when she started working for me..."
Ducktor Nald@ducktornald.bsky.social · last mo.The trans Parker art trend is funny because on one hand the way J.J. is written by fans is heartwarming, on the other you know, you all know, it's the one variant Disney Marvel would never officially show. He can be a car though.
People wanted to see more of my goombella so here's her after an intense headbonking session
Delighted to learn that Cammy's SF6 stage has her fighting outside a gay bar
Kayin@kayin.moe · 10mo agothis is really stupid but during SF6 tonight I was like "wait if that's big ben is there any areas in view of this that even REMOTELY resemble that or even have a train" and yeah kinda.
the idea of hyper-optimizing recreational time has infected everything and totally sucks. so many people now waste so much time hemming and hawing over whether or not they have the right set-up to joymaxx
Netscape@netscape.bsky.social · 4mo agoComic book fans obsession with a perfect “introduction to comics” needs to end
My takeaway after watching the first two John Wick movies isn’t “Oh, everyone betrayed him like that”; it’s, through forming connections, building respect, and having loyalty through decades of work, he got prep time to survive versus that one lady who just instantly got merked in the first one.
Stay gold angel girl
Okay now hold on, he's out of pocket but his heart is in the right place.
if you're ever playing a Paladin that's The Party Face just memorize a bunch of picard speeches and deploy them as needed, people will think you're a genius
Anyways I made this but got busy at work.
Not a fan of the sentiment I see about the 2XKO layoffs being because of the game's specific mechanics. It's about executives and investors having braindead high expectations for new releases, that's it. It could have been the greatest fighting game ever, it would still have only done FG numbers.
the epstein files make it abundantly clear that individuals having this degree of wealth is directly the cause of every horrible thing in the world, and any coherent vision of a better future cannot involve billionaires existing. They have to go, be it taxed out of existence or otherwise removed.
Guys I keep getting stuck on @noslamm.bsky.social 's final boss face, how the hell do I dodge her giant head slam attack? I'd really been relying on Kris's assist to get me out of it, so him being covered up and unable to help really puts me in a tough spot.
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
I go to the laundromat, I ask "Is my order done yet?" The man at the counter smiles and says 'Marvel!' I nod. I know they're washed.
Dark Horizons@darkhorizons.bsky.social · 9mo agoMarvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
love the pluribus press run cause every third sentence out of vince gilligans mouth is something like "Well uhhh yeah, yeah you gatta keep in mind that Rhea Seehorn is the greatest human being that has ever lived"
