Marjorie is back y'all
@marjorienh2dc.bsky.social
Got hacked by this whackadoo: "Spiritual meets strategic. Silicon Valley startup angel, yoga on Sundays"
AI freaks r 2 young, never told to hide under their desks FROM NUCLEAR BOMBS, never watched "The Day After". Didn't grow up knowing we could all get nuked @ any time & everyone would die, so FOR THEM, AI is a scary new thing. I am Gen X. Nukes were scary. AI is a large language model. Pffft
Most accurate comment I've seen about Susan Collins. 10/10 no notes "Yup, you can always count on her to buck the GOP consensus whenever her vote is entirely irrelevant."
Joy Reid: “Mamdani went 3 for 3. This is a sea change. Get used to it.”
Look, Senator Lindsey Graham won't see your gleeful posts, but there are a lot of closeted self-hating gay men out there who have decided to punish the world because they don't know how to be happy who WILL see your gleeful posts. So, you know... Carry on.
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
Ronnie Chieng on The Daily Show is interviewing Ann M Martin, the author of the Babysitters Club books and he is genuinely the most starstruck I have ever seen him. It's adorable.
This thread is all you need to know about The Events In DC
Laura Jedeed@laurajedeed.bsky.social · 4mo agoHi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth
I'll worry about playing Belgium without Flo later. I'll worry about shitty refereeing later. USMNT just closed out a knockout game with 10 players with minimal fuss. It's good vibes and we should soak in it.
Great USMNT win, impressive work defeating John Travolta's team
Time for Poch to sub on Bolarin Falogun, who has a tremendous mustache #USMNT
Clutch goal from Folarin Balogun. Adjusted to a couple big deflections, set his feet and stayed composed. And most of all, what a time to score -- right before halftime when the USMNT had probed and controlled the game but had nothing to show for it. 1-0
Juneteenth marks the celebration of America's second independence day. Like the people in this photo—Texans celebrating Juneteenth in 1900—we know that progress hasn't made our union perfect. But we can recommit to reaching toward that more perfect union together. Happy Juneteenth.
I am very grateful for how good he’s made the team but every time I see Pochettino my mind screams “Temu Russell Crowe”
Years of stressing about the past lack of USMNT goalscorers when they apparently could’ve just outsourced that.
Not to downplay the seriousness of this but... I don't think this is the all-time high for antisemitism in GERMANY
This is not cool. Yes labor is important. But you can’t misrepresent. McDuffie allies are lying about his endorsements. Not a single labor union has endorsed McDuffie. Union members are united behind Janeese Lewis George for DC Mayor including our affiliate @wtu www.dclabor.org/news/develop...
Developer group backing Kenyan McDuffie distributes voter materials falsely claiming union support — Metropolitan Washington Council, AFL-CIO
GCAAR-funded materials claim support from workers, but not a single union has endorsed Kenyan McDuffie
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Candidates running for D.C. mayor have sharpened their attacks. As with politics generally, some of those accusations have a complicated relationship with the truth. @maustermuhle.bsky.social has been fact-checking them. See more of his work here: 51st.news/dc-mayoral-r...
It's overcast tonight, & it's really making quite the sound tunnel. Fireworks from way across town are booming across all DC. www.popville.com/2026/05/nats...
Heads Up: There will be Fireworks at Nats Park Tonight (Friday) and you may see a Drone Flying in Hill East (through Saturday evening) - PoPville
photo by Rukasu1 From AlertDC: "A Fireworks Show will occur near the Nationals Park tonight, May 1, immediately following tonight's game. Expect loud noises, flashing lights." and "From the morning of...
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A good use of the DC emergency alert system would be: “Hey, it’s just fireworks. No need to worry.”
When you miss the DC alert message that there will be fireworks tonight after the Nationals game, and wonder if some country is finally taking revenge on us.
The good news is, there are a lot of experienced, trained professionals on hand who can quickly gather all the appropriate facts and tell us exactly how this is bad news for the Democrats in the midterms.
Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out
The strategy here seems to be to just claim everything is exactly the opposite of reality and hope people believe it.
The fact that the Dems are neither standing nor applauding is driving him absolutely batshit. You love to see it
Who's the blonde lady in the red dress sitting with the Dems but standing with Repubs?
