Mark Umansky
@markumansky.bsky.social
I make photos for @thekeyplay.bsky.social and build robots. Go Hokies.
I don’t know what “stayed a while” can mean that isn’t just “visited, but longer?” but hey
"Foolish dingo, you must find and devour the seven crystal babies, or spend eternity trapped in deep didgeri-doo!"
Every weekend Ferrari sets out to make sure that everyone involved in their team leaves the race as unhappy as possible and I respect it
McLaren pit stop galaxy brain follow up
Mark Umansky@markumansky.bsky.social · yesterdayMcLaren tire strategy galaxy brain time yes ha ha YES
What's cooler than cool? ICE COLD! (No, it's Lamdo's tyres)
McLaren tire strategy galaxy brain time yes ha ha YES
Zandvoort literally being like "well anyway, here's Wonderwall" lol
I can hear the Marching Virginians practicing Stick It In
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
delta one upgrade pricing robots are broken this morning for work trip next month, they must have vibe coded hard overnight ATL-FRA upgrade cost: 40k miles FRA-ATL upgrade cost: 400k miles why don't mind if I do for the overnight there
My man looks like he singlehandedly brought back the measles
Team's gonna play in a fucking Cybertruck, brutal
Kevin Tompkins@ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 7d agowhy does the Cleveland Browns' new stadium legit look like a prison lmao
west coasters disrespecting the appalachians at their own peril
My man looks like he asked a plastic surgeon for "the Full Klingon"