YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

fansongs sound like That because it's all failed musical theatre kids

👓: For when people complain about how a show with a set start/end storyline turns out

the bad part about going back to therapy is that now i'm gonna complain about having to go to therapy

The food that people crave the most is egg

i always forget that i can dm my friends whenever and they probably won't be annoyed with me

sometimes u get drunk by yourself at 4pm on a wednesday. it is fine

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

the ghoul

25 years ago today (4/25/01), Illbleed was released in the US! Released as far away in the year from Halloween as possible, this unique, experimental Survival-Horror Game puts you in the role of Average High-School Students™️ as they detect and disable traps to survive an evil theme-park!

Excuse me, I need to tag for clothes that I could wear 100% legally outside??? You're joking, right? This is a late April fool's prank. We're not policing fictional bodies. We're not slut shaming pixels. Vgen, are Visa and Mastercard in the room right now? Blink twice if you need help.

The Sleepiest Kettle@thesleepykettle.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'm sorry vgen, I need to tag *revealing clothing* now? We have different rules on how much can be shown based on BODYTYPE? We're body shaming fictional characters now? Please I'm just trying to make money as an artist. Bodies are not more or less fetishistic based on how much skin they have!

SO @bobvids.com spoke this idea into existence and I had to make it happen #ArlowArts

i'm hallucinating

Very rude of Swan Boy to sum up my life in a measly two panels

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 10mo ago

swanboy.com

I dunno man, sometimes they're just for me

everytime someone says "my bad" I always get the urge to respond "Yeah. It is your bad." but I'm always scared people arent gonna get that I'm referencing this

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

#catcrumb

foxy grandpa

I prepared a commissions sheet with more information and some more examples of what I can do! Thanks to everyone who commissioned me so far 🩵 Shares are also appreciated as always!

surimi@surimidraws.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Heyyy I'm opening small portrait commissions starting from 20€, unfortunately my car got stolen while I was at work and I'm a bit tight on money rn 🙏 (shares are also appreciated!)