Andrea Hogan (she/her/any)

@marytricious.bsky.social

Location: The Center of The Universe Interests/hobbies: Boundaries, Magic, Comedy, Board Games, Bridge, Dancing, Music, Reading, Blocking You, Having ADHD, Kindness, Being Unreasonable, and a Third Thing Age: Get off my lawn Spirit Animal: Britta Perry

Met this little fella while on a walk today. Looks like his lower beak is overgrown, but he seems to be surviving ok. He had 2 friends up in the trees watching out for him. PS: Sorry if I misgendered this crow, I don’t want to piss off the caw-mmunity.

A crow with long lower beak, perched on the edge of the sidewalk. A crow with long lower beak, perched on the edge of the sidewalk.

This meeting could have been an email, and that email could have included a gif of a sassy squirrel saying “you go squirrel”, and I could have sent back a gif that said “snailed it”, you idiot

For some reason I thought taking a break from cleaning the kitchen would be a good time to sit on hold with insurance. “I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders.” — Charles Darwin, letter to Charles Lyell, Oct 1, 1861