Michael
@masmus.bsky.social
Like crème brûlée, I've a soft and sweet center encased by a burnt, cynical shell. Paid video editor, unpaid writer. he | him | hymn Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/2hgk5
What's a picture you've taken that shows a real testament to public policy? My fav is the Hollywood sign directly between the spans of the Long Beach International Gateway Bridge, taken 2 miles off the coast. That's 27 miles away! 2 decades ago you wouldn't even been able to the mountains.
So many astounding leaps in technology and yet we still can’t turn off hold music.
This is the godliest damn funny thing I’ve seen in a good long while
Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 19h agoThere’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
My male boss, who I wrote this about, gave me unsolicited feedback about what would have made it funnier.
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 4d agoCaptain Ahab, woman, cries out, “From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.” First mate Starbuck replies, “You’re being super emotional about this whale. Maybe wait before making any decisions?"
Downplay a book or movie: A Jingle for Leibowitz
gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 3d agoVery Little About Eve
It is pretty funny to do "the Dodgers are unstoppable" discourse on a weekend where they might be swept by a team kept afloat by the AL being just dogshit
every establishment dem’s internal numbers:
Hourly Peanuts Comics@esnupi.me · 4d agoPeanuts by Schulz: Saturday, October 17, 1964
Hey this my friend Elena! You should read her free substack (collective Bluesky booos). Her articles are detailed, well written, and links sources on homeschooling, trad life, and Christian Nationalism and how it starts in niche corners and trickles into legislation (collective Bluesky yaaays!).
Unholy Alliances by Elena Trueba | Substack
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undeniable.network@undeniable.bsky.social · 4d agoA great look at what these White Nationalists are getting up to and how far their reach is. This is a major problem and will only get worse as time goes on.
Okay now this year they again have a chance to do the funniest thing
Michael@masmus.bsky.social · 3y agoThe Dodgers have a chance to do the funniest thing next season
“Heading to the 1920s? Gonna kill Hitler?” Uh, sure, I reply as I cover up the portable DVD player I’m planning to use to show Rudyard Kipling TaleSpin.
Threads is like a party with a gas leak. Bluesky is like a party at a millennial retirement home where a lib vs leftist new channel plays on every TV 24/7. Twitter is like a party where you slowly realize almost every song is a Kanye song post-Yeezus.
One of the worst parts about being chronically depressed is that if you kill yourself by accidentally leaving your gas stove on for 24 hours everyone will think it’s a suicide instead of understanding that you’re really just a doofus.
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Next time you visit National Redwood and State Parks, your trip may begin with a journey through ‘O Rew Redwoods Gateway, on the Yurok Tribe's land: www.latimes.com/california/s... via @alex-wigglesworth.bsky.social
California redwoods gateway is returned to Indigenous tribe. 'That's healing our people too'
'O Rew Redwoods Gateway, a Yurok-owned and -operated area with trails leading to Redwood National and State Parks, opens to the public Saturday.
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Moby-Dick was a major commercial failure. Melville’s next book, Pierre, tanked even worse. A year later he writes Bartleby, about a clerk who, at first, writes prodigiously until he suddenly stops, becomes uninterested in writing, lives in the office, and is so depressed he dies of starvation.
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5d agoBEING PAID,—what will compare with it?
If you’re going to email me late on a Friday, this is the only subject line I will tolerate.
im a bitch im a lover a small shorebird called a plover im a sinner im a saint. im watching "the two jakes"
Many of you will be saying Go Dodgers! Or Go Mariners! But I will be saying Go Rob Manfred and the mandate of competitive balance!!!
You couldn’t make Citizen Kane today, because William Randolph Hearst is dead.
Me when my nephew asks why my brownie is bigger
Keyah 🦬@sapphic-film-nerd.bsky.social · 6d agoCalm down Karl Marx
This is what happens when we underfund the arts, we develop saltine flavored taste.
ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN@maseinurface.bsky.social · 6d agoGetting rid of their organist would genuinely be a higher priority to me than fixing any of the payroll issues if I was involved in CBA negotiations
My boy Charlie Brown watching Shane twenty times like shoo he’s just like me fr
Hourly Peanuts Comics@esnupi.me · 6d agoPeanuts by Schulz: Tuesday, September 27, 1988
