Nation may yet collapse under the sheer weight of You Can See Everything discourse
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry
Democrats to me, a 40 year old to their left: whoa there junior, the adults in the room are talking. Why don’t you cool your jets and let common sense win? Republicans to a 17 year old in a bad suit saying slurs: perfect. Here’s a Ford F350. We will pay you 150k to record TikToks inside it.
I’m making a lot of good arguments about why my cat shouldn’t go outside but she refuses to accept them.
Well now that the sports issue is settled i am sure all those politicians who said they would support trans rights otherwise are getting to work on that
Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA
Clara Jeffery@clarajeffery.bsky.social · 6mo agoPeople here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should. Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
The locksmith our building hired to fix our broken apartment door currently going “shit, shit, shit.”
Seems reasonable, think about everything that the attendees needed to deliberately ignore in order to show up in the first place
Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · 6mo agoThe dinner will resume, announces WHCA President Weijia Jiang.
Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write
Laura Keating@lorekeating.bsky.social · 7mo agoI keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."
We need to shut it down. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is an accomplice to the murder of Americans. This is about right and wrong, and murder is just plain wrong. No funding for DHS. No funding for ICE. We can stop this.
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
Kelly Stuart@skyspider.bsky.social · 10mo agoThis is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Bummer that @knottsberryfarm.bsky.social clearly got rid of a bunch of scare actors at Knotts Scary Farm. Cutbacks hobbling an institution. Might not be back next year.
these rich guys getting public pay bumps and bonuses -- one of them is about to have as much wealth as 59% of the rest of Americans combined -- if i was one of these guys i'd probably be like "okay, okay we gotta ease up, this is going to be extremely unpopular and dangerous"
At your office, you have a normal break room. But on Severance, their break room is fucked up and scary. At your office, when you “look at the numbers,” they’re normal. But on Severance, their numbers are fucked up and scary. Best show on TV!
Devil: Welcome to Hell! Me: Well it’s nice that they’re making me feel welcome here at least.
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
Richard Zussman@richardzussman.bsky.social · 2y agoNEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
Is there a word for when a bunch of private citizens following orders from an unelected billionaire occupy government buildings and cut off communications
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
Genuinely what is the over under on RFK Jr having murdered someone?
I don’t like gallows humor because if you ask me the gallows are actually sad and depressing, not very funny.
the thing about the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause in the constitution is that just because you can *imagine* a world where there *might have been* a debate over its scope doesn't mean there was *actually* a debate over its scope
Starting on BlueSky after deleting Twitter is like packing it all up and moving to a different country where no one’s heard your shitty jokes.
Anti-semitism will not be tolerated in any form. Except for the most famous form of all time. That one is probably a coincidence
If I was a cannibal I wouldn’t be all pretentious about it