Maxtarte the Poptarte
@maxtarte.bsky.social
Gremlin 🐾 Writer 🐾 RPer 🐾 Sometimes Art & Things I stole Poptarts from the vending machine Let me pet your dog | Icon Art by @maoxfhan.bsky.social
Not to be like, everybody's mom, but remember when you were first getting on the internet and you were told not to give away private information to anybody you don't know? Corporation is people you don't know
relevant to an email i just got
when a woman first wakes up and her voice is raspy it’s the most beautiful sound in the world
Been cooking with gas on this alchemy shop & lab 🔥🔥🔥
MAKING YOU ALL LOOK AT THE LADIES!!!! The pretty velf belongs to @bookofash.bsky.social. Everyone thank @frrrozi.bsky.social for this wonderful meal 🙏
Keep your wives close, Silvermoon City. Cause this dweeb has just arrived at your port. Everyone, thank @maoxfhan.bsky.social for this wonderful meal.
My friend sent me the greatest shirt I have ever seen as an early birthday present
I’m picking these valentines up from the printer tomorrow and will be shipping them all week! Things are DARK. Bring a little silliness to your February with some deep sea valentines. As with all merch on the Squid Facts Shop, sales support @skypeascientist.bsky.social Get em at SquidFacts.net
I have come to terms with the Thing I Hate not being made for me, and have moved on to two splendid pastimes: enjoying Other Things with my time, and being happy that other people enjoy Their Thing.
when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
MAKING YOU ALL LOOK AT THE LADIES!!!! The pretty velf belongs to @bookofash.bsky.social. Everyone thank @frrrozi.bsky.social for this wonderful meal 🙏
Received a recent comm. WIP and ... I AM FERAL! FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!
Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe (Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)