i appreciate the Saw movies' commitment to having traps be on a 60-second timer even though the sequences are like 3-5 minutes long. "You have 180 seconds" just doesn't hit the same!
max teeth
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i don’t understand movies (they/them) https://youtube.com/maxteeth
Why isn't Phantom of the Paradise in the Criterion Collection? Are they stupid?
why does the trailer for the Dateline movie look AI generated
How many times can they make an app that tells you how to exercise
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
surprising as it may seem, my 9-19 Phillies (who just fired their manager in April) is somehow not the most embarrassing baseball team to be following right now
Will Bunch@willbunch.bsky.social · 4mo agoLuckily the Trump/Kushner family is very popular in [checks notes] San Francisco apple.news/A0K0cvcXSSYK...
i have to say, i wasn't expecting Court to be so disorganized
m's and phillies have signed a joint contract to ruin my life
ten years from now the league batting champ is gonna be a guy named Bandon Bryson who hits .204
Chad Moriyama@chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 4mo agoThings you don't see in AAA.
Oh duh it was on my letterboxd watchlist lol. It's "…No Lies" by Mitchell Block from 1973. Thanks for tuning in
max teeth@maxteeth.bsky.social · 4mo agothere's a short film about a woman that is set up like a documentary but it's not actually one. iirc it was written and directed by a man? It's not Lady (1993). it is something else. i haven't seen it cause it's hard to find online. but i can't remember the name. any ideas?
there's a short film about a woman that is set up like a documentary but it's not actually one. iirc it was written and directed by a man? It's not Lady (1993). it is something else. i haven't seen it cause it's hard to find online. but i can't remember the name. any ideas?
If you ever give me commenting/suggesting access to a Google doc, just know that when i read things, i'm constantly clicking around the page, and i WILL accidentally be giving a "suggestion" to "add footer"
have just realized instead of previewing the text of a web page, google search results now just give an "AI summary" of the page. awesome. worse than useless
this animation was done by Marcell Jankovics, who also directed the incredibly beautiful film Son of the White Mare
Character Design References@characterdesign.bsky.social · 4mo agoSisyphus (1974) #animationclips #sakuga #animation #2danimation
"The MLB season kicks off with an 8 pm Yankees-Giants matchup streaming on Netflix!" I hope the MLBPA demands to string Manfred up like a pinata to end the lockout next year.
three bears and ten thousand rats...you will never get your housing back...
When the metaverse came into being, we were told it was the inevitable future, and we must adapt or be left behind. As we bury this nonsense, let us remember that we decide what the future is, not the tech bros who stand to benefit from our acquiescence. No slop.
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 5mo agoMeta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
