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Branch, 34 They/Them Trans rights, bitches. Here for the silly vibes I stream for fun. Am orca 4 real irl https://linktr.ee/mcbuttsthecrimedog
I think sometimes people are really stupid when they've made a joke post and someone comments seriously about the point of the joke and they always assumw you disagree with them or that you don't know it's a joke even when you make it very clear you agree with them. Like yes, it's a joke, I
The “Bad History in Movies” trend didn’t start with The Odyssey. For instance, Jurassic Park depicted rampaging dinosaurs destroying the park before it could open, when in reality it sold to venture capital after the Dot Com bubble and the dinos were found starved to death in a crate near San Jose
I think the wildest fucking thing is my mom assumed I did any sort of drugs in my teens and told me this in my twenties and I had to look that stupid bitch in the eyes and say something to the effect of "In what universe do you think I had the freedom, money, or connections
Tiktok is one of those places where children who think liking something they don't like makes you a bad person lurk and try to bully random people
Yo Please take the pressure off yourself to play every hyped game and watch every movie the week they come out You don't need to be in the first wave of people to go on the internet and talk/stream to be part of the conversation I didn't post about Quest 64 until 2012 You'll find your people
Me: *mentions Claire but does not tag her* Claire:
I think this is inaccurate but whatever.
they called Obama a communist in 2008 and here we are, 18 years later having learned nothing, still shitting our pants over being called communists stop giving a shit what the right wing freaks are going to say about you and gain some principles to stand by
Clavicular is such a stupid fucking name. Fitting for such a stupid fucking person.
The biggest issue with having responsible friends is that your life gets super boring because they're all busy and have obligations at the same time as you.
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
Nazis don't just hate drag queen reading hour because of the drag queen part but also because of the reading part.
Reminder to go turn off the ai button on twitch because fuck generative AI
ive heard about a rerelease of a similar story. but we all know I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND is the science fiction classic everyone is talkin about
Me when Claire starts using That Voice ™ to chat:
Panik Kalm Meme
ALT: Panik Kalm Meme
static.klipy.com
He has claimed the box as his home. Don't ask why my voice sounds like that idk. It usually isn't that high pitched.
Remember when you were a child and got promised candy for being quiet. So you did and you got like two reese's pieces and they expected you to be happy with that? That's how democrats are treating voting rn. "Vote for us and you might even get something completely arbitrary that you don't want."
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday. Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
Like, I appreciate it when people help me out but whenever someone has mowed my lawn for me (AGAIN VERY GRATEFUL) they always move my trashcan so that it is right up against the house, DIRECTLY underneath my bedroom window. Which then creates a bug issue. WHY do they do this? I have it 5 feet
