The oilers announcing that Freddie wont be at camp due to sustaining an offseason injury like 2 days after him being at svechs cup party is frying me
Mikey in DFW
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“DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU WANT...” - Len Elmore Tar Heels, Boise State, CFB, & the Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes. #BringBackHomeWhites BBQ ≠ social event. Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4. My wife is scheduling my next vacation as I type this.
The subscription for printer ink gimmick that I first saw several yrs back was the admittedly the first moment for me where I started to see the current scam economy environment.
IDK if it's possible to beat an email's ass, but I'm about to try! Brb
We are living in a time of amazing medical breakthroughs. Any administration with the smallest lick of sense would be bragging on and encouraging and running on this, instead of slashing funding and firing scientists.
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
Hello good people of North Carolina: If you plan on eating at or getting takeout from a Chinese restaurant that's in the same shopping center as a Food Lion in the next few days, please shoot me a DM before you do!
in 2005, Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for Best Original Song for the film Hustle and Flow ("Hard Out Here For A Pimp"). Dolly Parton was nominated in the same category. After celebrating heavily, they had a nice personal note awaiting them when they arrived back home.
Rewatching Bloodline again and Ben Mendelsohn is an absolute force of nature here. The simultaneous chaos, tragedy, and impending sense of doom he brings to literally every second he is on the screen is incedible.
“Tell them I’m through. For love of the game.” After 14 seasons of podcasting, “college sports” isn’t fun anymore.
What Are We Doing?
After 14 seasons, the Sixth Year Seniors are graduating. College football is no longer fun. It's been a helluva ride, fans.
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I will keep this in mind if I ever make Project Outsider 2.
I'll try to win $50 from a scratch off and pay some guy to make me a No Mercy romhack where I can make Hangman Page wrestle The Gambler
my biggest issue with this is, canva allows you to add your own pictures to stuff. If you can't be bothered to take pics of your own goddamn food, then I don't have time for you at all.
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
The Miami Dolphins haven’t won a playoff game since I was a freshman in college. Dude, I’m in my mid-40’s
if you love a sports team that hasn’t won a title in your life let me tell you: they will do it one day and it will absolutely fucking rip
WCW fans knew in 1994. This is from the October 29, 1994 Center Stage Saturday Night taping. Too bad the higher ups didn't listen. #SteveAustin #StoneColdSteveAustin #StunningSteveAustin
Just randomly thinking about my favorite goal of all time: #SoundTheSiren
JARVIS in OVERTIME gives CANES Game 2!!
YouTube video by NHL
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ABSOLUTE FUCKING BARS
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record" I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
Watching Napoleon Dynamite for the first time and maybe it was a “you had to be there in the moment” deal, but this shit is one of the dumbest and most unentertaining piles of garbage I’ve ever seen.
Deshaun Watson has completed only one pass over ten air yards in two games, btw.
Full back-and-forth with Browns QB Deshaun Watson as he was asked about getting booed in his first game back at Huntington Bank Field after he ruptured his Achilles back in 2023. "It has nothing to do about the performance. It's a little more personal than that so, that's a disrespectful thing."
There were at least a dozen of these in the halls of my high school that fall.
Auburn-Fresno State
Unless an active NFL MVP-caliber player dies, there is no reason for the NFL to ever have the top sports headline between the week after the Super Bowl and the six days before Week 1 regular season games. And yes, that includes the NFL Draft.
I get so worked into a shoot on how the NFL just doesn’t go away now. Remember when ESPN talked about sports that are actually IN SEASON in June, not the NFL?
And ya know what, I MIGHT be a little more receptive to that message if the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE ever left. But it fucking doesn’t.
fOoTbaLL iS bAcK!