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John Ganz @lioneltrolling.bsky.social · 6d ago

The attempt to strip Ilhan Omar of her citizenship is one of the most grave attacks on liberty that the Trump regime has attempted.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/whats-at-s...

What’s at Stake in the Omar Case

Trump’s Attack on Omar is an Attack on America

unpopularfront.news

ernesto @ernesto.bsky.social · 2w ago

A Pakled from Star Trek (they also don't know how their ships work)

Singularity's Bounty e/CC@catblanketflower.yuwakisa.com · 2w ago

If we ever reach the stars, aliens will ask us how our starships work and we will say "Fuck if I know"

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 4w ago

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 8mo ago

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · last mo.

Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.

Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 2mo ago

Today I learned Le Creuset makes something called a pie vent. Never heard of a pie vent so I looked it up I don’t know what I was expecting

a ceramic goose looking up at you from the inside of a pie, which is exactly as absurd as it sounds

Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Can’t you see I’m busy

4 panel comic:   Panel 1: Momo behind his computer. In the window of his room we see an alien face smiling and looking in. He goes ‘hey guy’ Panel 2: We see the alien from outside now in front of Momo’s window. In the background there’s a landed UFO. The Alien says ‘we just landed’ Panel 3: There’s a few more aliens in the foreground outside of Momo’s house. One of them says ‘might take over earth’ Panel 4: We look back in Momo’s room from the inside. He seems unbothered. He tells the alien outside ‘not now. I am computering’

☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 2mo ago

DORMAMU! I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Moby Dick by artist Gerard DuBois

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2mo ago

leaving the party without saying goodbye to anybody

An illustration of a spectral wizard passing through a brick wall

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2mo ago

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 3mo ago

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 3mo ago

I really recommend the 2022 documentary “It’s Quieter in the Twilight,” which profiles the scientists working in relative obscurity to keep the Voyager spacecraft operating—many of them past retirement age, but unwilling to quit until the Voyagers do. It was very sweet and thought-provoking.

PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The Biclops

A giant emerges from a cave, a large eye peering from within a cave at ancient greek soldiers.

The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" has two eyes.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Wrong turn (1/3)

Page 1 of comic. A village of alien denizens on a planet with a massive black hole in place of a sun. Narrative text reads: We were a peaceful folk. Every day, we’d rise and sing to our sun. Until one day…

Page 2. Narrative reads: “It sang back.” A neon blue green comet flies out from the black hole, impossibly. The aliens stare up at the sky.

chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Simon Johnson🇺🇦@simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 3mo ago

👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞@jacktindale.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I have checked what the Japanese media are saying and there seem to be competing names for the man. Some are going with ゴミ箱伯爵 (Gomibako Hakushaku - Count Trashcan) whilst others are using the katakana that you have for foreign loan-words and opting for ビンフェイス伯爵 (Binfeisu Hakushaku).

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a cow is being abducted by a UFO. Panel 2. The cow is standing inside the UFO in an observation room. It’s unusually still and unresponsive. There is a grey alien standing next to the cow, rubbing his chin, looking confused about the motionless nature of the cow. Another grey alien is emerging from off panel, and is smiling and shushing someone else out of frame. Panel 3: the cow opens on a hinge laterally down the middle. It’s hollow on the inside and a grey alien stripper pops out, smiling, with a big theatrical gesture. The first alien is laughing and totally surprised, and his buddies excitedly laugh and step into frame to celebrate.

weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 4mo ago

little demon, france, 15th century

a medieval drawing of a goggle-eyed demon falling off the edge of a manuscript margin

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel

Grace @gracekind.net · 4mo ago

So much for that I guess

Science X / Phys.org@sciencex.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Earth could escape the Sun’s final expansion after all. New modeling suggests lower tidal dissipation may let it drift outward instead of being swallowed in about 5 billion years . doi.org/rcbf

John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Anyone up for a Dip in DC today?

Judge Doom's gloved hand holds a shoe over the green Reflecting Pool in Washington DC in the first image - in the second, the shoe has been Dipped and begins to melt

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Giving us that Trump test for dementia but it’s for millennials so it’s like “draw Zoidberg” and “name five party members from Chrono Cross”

🔸Rafael Françoi🔸@rathaelos.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Julie (unprofessional)@juliebalt.bsky.social · 6mo ago

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Trump can’t have a deal that they consent to, its like kind of the core of what making a deal means for him

21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I fucking love the narration for How It’s Made. Sounds like me trying to make small talk sober. “Cheese has been a popular food for centuries” you’re so right

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4mo ago

See ya

Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.