Little girl on the train: Uncle Mallory died. Her mum: Yes. Little girl: So he won't feel anything now. Her mum: No. Little girl: Which is good because the insects will be eating his eyes.
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muting the relationship thread because it's hitting Discover Feed levels of interaction & nobody needs that on a Wednesday, my dudes
I have been thinking about the kind of relationship I would like & it's basically hanging out & being very silly with someone about once a fortnight & the rest of the time they leave me to my books, cat & Strange Pictures. that's it.
Gretchen is not an indoor cat but she does love her 3 metre length of twine more than any other toy ever
Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
I can't be the only person this happens to - now & again, maybe every couple of months, I meet someone whose voice & demeanour suddenly switches off my internal monologue & in that moment I am completely present & my brain feels all warm and tingly and I fall a little bit in love with them. just me?
You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.
Cis allies, ratio the absolute shit out of this please. All of you.
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today's cards: change is the only constant; everything is flux. try to keep this in mind when your brain wants to start filling up with anxiety swords: there is nothing to be done but focus on being the still centre of the wheel as it turns. #tarotsky
who I think I who I actually should be in the would be new Welsh Starwars
today's cards: if you're feeling on your guard about a certain situation take some time to sit with that & pull it apart. It could be an accurate warning or it might just be over-cautiousness because you're reminded of past woes. fortune favours the brave, mostly! #tarotsky
[cw: food] It has been a hell of a week (Captain it's only Tuesday meme) so I'm having my particular samefood for dinner - oven hash browns with tesco spicy beanburger, salad & chocolate oat milk. am always curious about other people's samefoods so let me know yours if you feel like it
I'd completely forgotten about him leathering Jimmy Savile 🫡👑 www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wale...
Wrestling: Adrian Street, flamboyant legend, dies aged 82
In a tribute, his wife says the Welsh wrestler was the total opposite of how he behaved on stage.
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I think the postie has forgotten about me again, wtf
time is short. if we can't speak ill of the dead we've gotta really ramp up on speaking ill of the living
I try so hard not to get involved in anything to do with this guy but what a catastrophic failure of understanding and perspective this is, my opinion of anyone who rates him as a thinker ticks down a notch every time I see something like this
okay now he's gone too far
LOVE THIS the casting is fun too, fully here for it
Star Wars is officially getting a Welsh-language dub this Christmas, with Matthew Rhys, Rhys Ifans, and more lending their voices to a galaxy far, far away. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
whomsoever has curs'd me with this fucking fly that keeps landing on my face and neck and won't go out the door, please make it stop, I am sorry for whatever I did
Eyes have something called Alloimmunity, basically isolated from the rest of the body. Why painkillers don't help much and eye medicine goes in the eye. I thought it was so cool I did a whole thing on it for my masters. Eyes are cool af was basically the title.
this is exquisite and stupid and i cannot stop giggling
Stewart Lee did do an extended bit about Liddle, but also about Liddle's essential repetitive emptiness www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tQ... - that's the start of the Liddle bit, so you don't get haunted by the Katie Hopkins bit.
today's cards: if you're feeling on your guard about a certain situation take some time to sit with that & pull it apart. It could be an accurate warning or it might just be over-cautiousness because you're reminded of past woes. fortune favours the brave, mostly! #tarotsky
The short illness that did us the honour of ending Rod Liddle:
Go ahead. Leave me to rot in here.
scratched my cornea on the weekend lxds, don't recommend it! wear goggles not just glasses when you're cutting a hedge or some such! also, obligatory gods-save-the-NHS cry, was lucky enough to be in and out of Minor Injuries in a couple of hours clutching some antibiotic gel & some eye patches
hello hello this is to let you know that I will be taking two weeks off, so if you want a tarot deck (or anything else) from my website order by 12 noon UK-time today or else wait until 25th August when my next post day is!
THE TAROT DECKS ARE HERE AND THEY ARE PERFECT 🎉✨😭🌈 now I have 51 boxes of tarot decks in my kitchen so if some of you could buy them that would be amazing! shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/taro... #tarotsky #tarot