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Tall. SJW. Bi. Rubbish at games. Occasionally funny. She/Her. Header image by @meowtricia.bsky.social

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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 9h ago

‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...

Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’

‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.

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Pazuzu @pazuzuonline.bsky.social · 22h ago

25 Years ago today, Jigsaw trapped two men in a bathroom and then laid on a floor for like six hours

Abra / Jessica Conwell, Random Trans Woman 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻@pairofclaws.bsky.social · yesterday

"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.

Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Candace Owens presents The Seance of Charlie Kirk (2026)

Incoming Message from the Big Gjant Head, says medium French Stewart

brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞@blasternation.bsky.social · 4d ago

CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP

Doesky@doesky8.bsky.social · 3w ago

Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 5d ago

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2y ago

Rise of The Machines (2024)

Fred Flintstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous.

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

Alice @menomealice.northsky.social · 7d ago

JFK shot first.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last wk.

Tell me a fun fact.

Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · last wk.

Scrooge says "you there, boy! Go fuck yourself! Stop being poor!"

grant@grantpardee.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · last wk.

They're all dead, Dave.

Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 2w ago

You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog

Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 2w ago

A story of Friendship, Creativity, Fandom and Persistence. Fanning the Flame is a documentary film by myself and @markdonaldson.bsky.social and it tells the tale of Doctor Who’s most legendary fan film! In production and out in hopefully less than 35 years.

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 2w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.

Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 2w ago

Do you?

Fat4all (Agatha) 🏳️‍⚧️@fat4all.bsky.social · 2w ago

*in Columbo voice* Gee, you seem to be very good at sex. I know a lot about sex, see, my wife talks about it all the time. She’s had sex a couple hundred times I’d guess, very in vogue. Always wanted to try it myself. Speaking of, I do find it odd that the victim seems to have died from sex

HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 2w ago

This is the route Rockstar should have taken

Alice @menomealice.northsky.social · 2w ago

@bengineeringtv.bsky.social PLAYMAT

Ham @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 2w ago

"lol i don't understand celebrity worship they're just people" You rube. You simple child of the land. Dolly Parton wasn't just a celebrity. She did more material good in her life, with her own money, than anyone we literally elect to serve us.

Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 2w ago

Alice @menomealice.northsky.social · 3w ago

Doctor Who's gonna nick ya and get some old-fashioned British police violence in during the interrogation.

Old British Telly@oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 3w ago

[1980] Doctor Who Theme as arranged by its composer Ron Grainer - Although Grainer wrote the Doctor Who theme tune, all versions that appeared on TV were arranged by other people. This is the first arrangement by him, and much closer to his musical style. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1SZ...

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3w ago

"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record" I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?

Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 3w ago

Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.

da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 3w ago

I KNOW - I KNEW - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELETEN SITS CONTENT WITH THERE SYTHE "THE SAME MOTHER FUCKERS WHO ALWAYS TELL US EAT MORE VEGGYS ARE TELLIN US TO WATCH OUT FOR VEGGYS "I KNOW" "NEVER ATE WEAT LEAFS FROM A BAG NEVER WILL "THE FOOD SAFETY GENIUS" "WAY AHEAD OF YOU" - HOW MANY YEARS THEY BEEN TELLING US WE ARE SICK OR SAD OR BOTH BECAUSE WERE NOT EATING ENOUGH WET LEAFS FROM THE STORE AND NOW THEY FINALLY ADMIT ITS NASTEY - SHARE IF U ALREADY KNEW THEY WERE NO GOOD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 3w ago

🅰️🥐🆎️✊️

Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 4w ago

Absolutely fucking gutting

Speaking on why she remained closeted until age 36 and whether she has had relationships with women, Panettiere stated, "Yeah, I did. It was scary, though, because there were paparazzi always waiting for me outside, to follow me everywhere. I had very little privacy. I have dated women. I was much more into women even as a child than I was men. I have explored it, but because I hadn't shared this with anybody, I didn't really have the courage to throw myself fully emotionally into it. Because then if I did fall in love, that wasn't something that I wanted to ever have to hide."[83]

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago

Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirms. She was 36 abcnews.com/US/hayden-pa...

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 4w ago

my people will be in touch with the mayors office to discuss how we're going to handle this blatant attack on americas greatest city

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 4w ago

Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.

Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

1:00 PM • 8/14/26 • 1M Views

Alice @menomealice.northsky.social · 4w ago

Pfft, I'm on Woke 4.0, catch up.

Lunalopex @lunalopex.bsky.social · 2mo ago

now there's someone who looks like they appreciate mud

Rockin’ Riker @rockinriker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Hey guys, I have a confession. No Data, it’s not about the pasta. That’s unrelated. No, it’s that sometimes even *I* get too tired to Lean. That’s why I use the Leanmaster 3000. It fits discreetly inside your trouser leg, maintains a solid lean for over 7k uses, with a whisper-quiet grinding sound.

Data and Wesley are sitting on the bridge, having a conversation about one of Wes’ insane and totally unnecessary science projects, probably something to do with an essential ship wide system, when Riker leans into their personal space, grinning like a maniac.

John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 4w ago

Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while. We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1

priscilla page@priscillapage.bsky.social · 4w ago

that's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...

When asked how it’s been for him to see the series transform since its indie beginnings way back in 1981 with director Sam Raimi, Campbell revealed his one issue with the recent installments.

“I’d like more humor back in. The three features have been mostly humorless, and I personally have a problem with that,” he said, echoing a sentiment shared among some of the franchise’s fans. “There’s no point for these to get too grim. You can be scary without being grim.”

“A little more humor wouldn’t kill you,” he added. “And one hero that you really can root for. Ash is an idiot, but you want him to survive.”

“Modern filmmakers love to color their movies like a David Fincher movie, like a hospital room, you know?” Campbell continued. “Gray-green, like a garage. Garage lighting. And so, okay, it’s a choice. It’s not mine. I think even a horror movie can look pretty. Why not throw them off? Make it all look pretty and wonderful, and then let them have it.”