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32 | he/him | somehow both a moogle and a spectral coyote 18+ only please! i don't post porn, i just despise children

commodore 64 games will be called Here Comes Mister Penis! and they will be an extremely mid metroidvania where the health bar is an anatomically correct human skeleton that takes up half the screen and the music will be the sickest prog rock you've ever hesrd

Microsoft uploaded a "comparison" video between the original Halo CE and the remake that's coming out, and when the original game was shown, they put an ugly lowpass filter over the music to REALLY sell how old and ugly it is x.com/XBOX/status/... personally i don't think they went far enough

the whole "anti-piracy" creepypasta fad is still so funny to me. like, what if instead of a dead child, the cartridge was possessed by the ghost of a vengeful copyright attorney? truly terrifying

RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world.

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