Micaiah Johnson

@micaiahjohnson.bsky.social

Author. Scholar. Enthusiast of ancient robots and overweight rodents. The Space Between Worlds and Those Beyond the Wall available now. The Unhaunting out this Fall. Yes, a Dr. No, not that kind.

The way my defiance disorder is set up, my forthcoming book has more em dashes than I have ever used, an essential prologue, and major themes that are easy to miss if surface reading. Discourse of “you shouldn’t…” accidentally became a to-do list 🤷🏽‍♀️

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 4d ago

Yeah, Kat Tenbarge was much nicer to Jack Osbourne than I would have been, I would have just told him to go fuck himself. Also, if you're going to accuse a writer or journalist of using "AI" on the basis of em dashes, absolutely positively go fuck yourself.

i got mugged at shotgun point. the cops arrested the wrong guy, hustled me out of court at the hearing when i said ”that’s not the guy,” told me “you didn’t see him,” made me do a lineup at the prison and when i said “that’s the guy i saw in court, still not him” told me “it’s OK, he’s a bad person”

Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d ago

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

just saw a post on tumblr that was like "when are people going to address the sexual violence in so much vampire media????" and I just

this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

When I used to open my phone during movies (watching from HOME! I am not a monster) it meant I thought I recognized an actor and needed to do an IMDB search. Now it means the movie is so bad I have to search “director name + parents” to try to understand how something so bad got made.

Had another "I want to get a 100k Big 5 contract so I don't have to work" convo with a new writer, so now you are all getting hastily written financial advice from the least financially literate writer in the game: me. (my blog is on Patreon but will always be free) www.patreon.com/MicaiahJohns...

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