Mike Kaspari

@mikekaspari.bsky.social

I’m a college professor immersed in #teaching and #ecology. I visit lots of ecosystems, combine observations and simple experiments, and look for generalities. I #garden, #cook, play #music and #read to round things out.

This is slightly out of my normal lane, and I could charge six (hell maybe seven) figure to deliver this message as a consultant, but I’m gonna do it for free. Because I’m ✨enraged✨ People in the think tank/policy/inside the beltway DC world have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE how mad people are abt Cornell. 🧵

1/6 Update four weeks after my total knee replacement surgery: zero regrets. I was terrified going in. The photos and horror stories almost made me bail. But I had major instability and bone-on-bone wear bowing my legs, and it was only going to get worse. A thread on what helped. 🧵

Good news! The US National Gallery loans out special glasses for the color blind. No super improvement in my case (medium red green cb) but boy howdy can you scare the young’uns with these things!

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We’re in Washington DC for a few days for the food, people, and museums. D is also on a mission to document some of the damage to the Mall. But first, the magnificent memorial building at Gallaudet University, a green oasis next to the Union Market.

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WSJ headline on AI agents: “The more data you hand over, the more this talented personal assistant can do for you”. If “my work is really important” is indeed a good predictor of nervous breakdowns howabout the obsession to eliminate every quotidian task because your time is so important?

Please pass along: I’m recruiting PhD students to join our Macroecology Lab. We study physical ecology, macroecology, and biodiversity — spanning scaling, trait-based ecology, theory, comparative biology & ecoinformatics. Several avenues for funding. Please reach out if interested 🧪🌐🌾

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Four days ago, a scientist was surprised by the news that Anthropic discovered new virus genes for making DNA. He says he’s been studying them for years—and feeding his data to Anthropic’s AI as part of his own research. Coincidence? Here’s my story. nyti.ms/3VSWayc

Did Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own? (Gift Article)

An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work.

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The newest issue of the Faculty Voice is live! DM us or stop by our office (Yon Hall 308) to get your copy, and make sure all your coworkers stay in the know too.

Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.

When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
Ryan Goodman@rgoodlaw.bsky.social · last wk.

From 16,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle. "The state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen."

Between 29 and 35 percent of the American citizenry is too fucking ignorant to operate a republic. As Churchill noted, democracy is the worst form of government there is -- until you consider every alternative. It's hard, quotidian labor to self-govern, so the worst of us are exploring alternatives.

Hollywood is flooded with money and good actors. But as William Goldman said, "In Hollywood's golden age, 30 writers were responsible for all the good movies. Now today... 30 writers are responsible for all the good movies." It's still the script. And writers don't grow on trees.

Vulture@vulture.com · 2w ago

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson’s deeply meta brodown ‘Brothers’ is good for an occasional chuckle, but significantly less interesting than popping an edible and thinking about the decision-making that led to its creation.

++ Claims of an end to theory—since if you have all the data you’ve completely described the system—is as antiquated as Mathematica. We induce theory from data; we deduce theory from…somewhere ineffable. Either way, you’re looking for the best explanations that match the data. That’s science.

Brian J. Enquist@bjenquist.bsky.social · 2w ago

A good reminder "Data science" isn't Science..."Without models, mathematical or conceptual, data are just noise...science advances only if it can provide explanations...there is an area where petabytes of information can be used...But don't call it science" link.springer.com/article/10.1... 🧪🌐

I’m spending the week in Omaha, my now-Democratic hometown in red Nebraska. In 2024 their genius election yard sign was the elegant blue dot. This time in yard after yard it’s the blue dot with a wave.

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Student newspapers have been a breath of fresh air in these times of stifled media. You can bet that every newspaper—and a whole helluva lotta journalism school assignments—will be taking on the AI Slop of university administrators.

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Jeff Sharlet@jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 2w ago

The provost of Dartmouth, at which I teach, has been using AI to write both academic papers & national op-eds, according to brave reporting by @thedartmouth.bsky.social. Many students are already bitter about AI. This leaves us as faculty no ground to stand on. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...