love the section of the "human" article that's lowkey like "no one knows why anyone does anything"
Minda Haas Kuhlmann
@minda33.bsky.social
She/her. Omaha Storm Chasers photos, shiny things, Chiefs, Royals.
Can anyone send me some cookies? I'm sick and I believe I'm going to elect to be a huge baby about it
This is incredible and I hope this caring soul tells the story just exactly like this to HR.
This made me cry so things are going great
Joseph Fasano@josephfasano.bsky.social · 3d agoYour greatness as a human being is not your productivity, your financial potential, or your speed at finding “answers," as a machine might. Your greatness is that you are a question the universe has never asked before. —from *How We Survive: A Guide to Being Human in a Time of AI* (March 2027)
they’re stupid but powerful men so no one ever pushes back on them. easy. same as it ever was.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 3d agoWhat is it with NFL quarterbacks and conspiracy theories? awfulannouncing.com/nfl/drake-ma...
The same lady had a surplus eggplant so I just made eggplant parmesan for the first time! It was DELICIOUS
Minda Haas Kuhlmann@minda33.bsky.social · 3w agoI don't want to get too sentimental about the concept of community, but just kidding yes I do. The Baby and I just ate some 15-Bean Soup and honey cornbread made for me today by a resident at work. A resident who got tears in her eyes when I told her I'd be thrilled to take and eat her food.
Favorite part of Bluesky, the world famous sports app, is when pictures are broken
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
this is a grumpy sunshine pitching matchup
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
That pit in the stomach when you have to "per my last email" someone you generally like
Incredible tone, good resonance and finish, a soupçon of rattle at the end if you’re into that, 9/10
NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 2w agothat's a LOUD doink
People seem to think this is problematic but I think it's not only hilarious, it speaks of someone with a lot of gay people around him
the babahuck@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 2w ago!["Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hw6pij3rglmi4eescerb2pn5/bafkreig5scdyyziw7dk37ylty5zyuxpsdtx27klwhpfzknfydv6lrnmi5y)
Jake is saying the rain is picking up in Kansas City. This could greatly affect the #Royals as they try to win one of the final two games to reach a season win total of 😎 69
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
Carter Jensen vs Hunter Gaddis Home Run (27) 💣 Exit velo: 108.4 mph Launch angle: 38 deg Projected distance: 418 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks CLE @ KC 🔻 8th
Hot take: Teams are overusing the gimmicks with their field lights. Doing it for closers was cool, just doing it during random play stoppage is annoying.
What do you MEAN I have to work for two more hours before I can see The Baby?? I need to have her run across the room and yell "my mommy!" and then I pick her up and fling her into the air and then give her a big squeezy hug RIGHT NOW.
I was aware of this but am still just like the WHOM?
Sarah Langs@slangsonsports.bsky.social · 3w agoHi hello. The White Sox can clinch a Postseason berth today! with: a win AND a loss by TEX