Douglas Long
@minimillian.bsky.social
Staff Scientist @ STScI All posts are my own. (Seriously, who else would want to take credit for this nonsense?) ORCID: https://orcid.org/0000-0002-2508-9211
After this week I NEEDED this new Interpol album
This Mirror Weighs a Ton by Interpol on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 5:12
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donating to the Imagination Library made me feel just a little bit better imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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The new NIRSpec BOTS multistripe readout capability improves the bright limits for #JWST time-series observations. Read more: ow.ly/zAeX50ZBr5o
A New mRNA Vaccine Could Prevent Melanoma From Returning www.nytimes.com/2026/08/19/s...
Moderna, Merck Say mRNA Vaccine Prevents Melanoma From Returning (Gift Article)
Moderna and Merck say the experimental vaccine prevented the return and spread of the cancer in high-risk melanoma patients.
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This seems to sum up all of this insanity
Seven key neofascist narratives, translated into rational English:
The secret to The Racism Grievance Business is that it's a lot like OnlyFans - there's a 1% that do really well out of it, and a *very* long tail of people showing their arses for no reward.
I want the Machine Learning tool that can spot cancer cells through pattern recognition. I do not want the Copyright Infringer 9000 that generates CSAM.
I've been called a luddite more times than I can count at this point, but it couldn't be further from the truth. I'm a tech enthusiast, I've seen technology vastly improve lives, I just think *this particular technology*, Gen AI, sucks and needs to go.
It’s really something how people get up in arms about accessibility and equity when the thing in question is pervert glasses or Dark Clippy. I don’t see you folks showing up when Ticketmaster says there’s no way a wheelchair user can come to concerts or that sign language is “too distracting”.
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
I just read (and reread to make sure I wasn’t misreading) an article repeatedly identifying Jamaica and Japan(!) as parts of “The Global South”. Did the magnetic pole flip?
This, from food safety attorney Bill Marler, is so much better than anything I've seen from the FDA.
Taylor Farms Posted Its Own Recall. It Went to 27 States, Not 5 — and the List Includes Bags Sold in Grocery Stores.
Taylor Farms has posted a recall notice on its own website. As of this morning it is still not on FDA's recalls page, which means the only
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I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli
How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.”
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NEWS: Can rocky exoplanets hold an atmosphere? A major milestone brings us closer to answering that question. The Rocky Worlds DDT team has completed its first coordinated #NASAWebb and Hubble observations: https://news.stsci.edu/4v80qpM 🔭 🧪
Tomorrow is July 1, and I want to thank all of my South American coworkers who taught me about Julio memes a few years ago.
¡Arranca julio! Y los memes virales de Julio Iglesias regresan… en modo Mundial 2026
Cada inicio de julio, las redes sociales vuelven a llenarse de los tradicionales memes de Julio Iglesias, una costumbre digital que ya forma parte del humor en internet y que se repite año tras año si...
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“Rogers is no longer afraid that the Canadian government and the Canadian people would reject this as a mass cultural massacre” Prove them wrong. 🇨🇦
I wish as a society we didn’t long for power, & instead aimed to be decent people who care for each other and our world. It’s alluring to see all that money, to be sold the sci fi dreams of our childhoods, the escape, the adventure. Only the worst kind of people use our dreams against us.
Thread on our new paper on arxiv today! We stumbled across a weird sinusoidal systematic that we think appears in every observation from the NIRISS instrument on JWST. We derive a correction and see how much it impacts exoplanet spectra. (1/N) #astro #exoplanets 🔭🧪 arxiv.org/abs/2606.11983
Calibration of an Analog-to-Digital Conversion Nonlinearity in JWST/NIRISS
We quantify an unusual flux-dependent systematic which is periodic in raw counts in flight data from the James Webb Space Telescope's Near Infrared Imager and Slitless Spectrograph (JWST/NIRISS), used...
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Join us on June 25th for JWebbinar 49 - Hands-on Session for Custom #JWST WCS Alignment with JHAT. We'll provide an overview of the JWST/HST Alignment Tool (JHAT): ow.ly/wytP50Z9vIy
“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”
Ice T as Sergeant Tutuola's Doubting Glare
ALT: Ice T as Sergeant Tutuola's Doubting Glare
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Detectives Benson & Stabler
I’m always fascinated by forgotten pasts.
A great read on what what happening in music in 1976 - a far cry from the “piled up bags of rubbish in the streets / Rick Wakeman in a cape with million keyboards AND THEN PUNK HAPPENED cut to angry lads pogoing, a gob” cliché of the telly docs www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
This month has been challenging, but we have continued to fight back against attacks on our communities, our rights, and our futures. See what we’ve been up to this month and how you can get involved. autisticadvocacy.org/2026/05/asan...
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