missmann

@missmustermann.bsky.social

I’m a painter and a printmaker. Give me word games, knitting, and my dog. And queer men.

13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)

As a woman looking for all kinds of everybody, I come across many women on these dating apps that will tell you immediately: Don’t even come over here you if you also like men

Changing your life is exhausting. Trying to build new habits and stick with new routines with the old energy is exhausting. I want more for myself and I'm getting it but boy. I'm really tired lowkey. But every time I rest I think "you must not want this fr I guess." Then the rest not restful.

I think that Kirk statue and its piss poor reception will slither its way to the right brutes, and they will pay for it *and* for the propaganda that comes with it It’s what dude is betting on and I think he could be right

I am rebuilding my life so it is a slow and steady climb I think I am like a lot of people in that I’m kind of maybe hopefully okay for my little life but *actually* if you turn the light on, shit is very precarious