A very very very goodly morning Blueskyers. Eze is hilarious. That is all.

Where’s your bottle now, your fucking cunt?!

Have it.

For years, they've told Arsenal fans we are paranoid for saying that pundits hate Arsenal and this season they've just all went 'nah, actually, we do all hate Arsenal'.

Me drowning myself in rival fans tears rn

Arsenal have been doing it all season, but there’s not a single clip of them doing it?

Are we gonna bottle it? I think we might bottle it.

Hey, I am not saying I have found the *BEST* commentary for yesterday, but I think I have (Argentina). 😂 Covers both Arsenal goals, Gyökeres and Max Dowman. I promise you won't be disappointed. 🔴⚪🔊

Arsenal got everything they deserved tonight. Absolutely toothless performance. Gave away too much.

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides

#EU vs US in a nutshell

Full time analysis

What do you say, the best team in the world?

Gabriel Martinelli is gargantuan in Champions League

LET IT ALL WORK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Diving into Ruby codebase after using Typescript and Go 🙈

Annie Sexton@anniesexton.com · 2y ago

trying to use dynamically typed languages again

Isn’t that exactly the point?

The Verge@theverge.com · last yr.

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

We’ve f*ckin’ liverpooled them!

Men in Blazers Media Network@meninblazers.bsky.social · 11mo ago

ARSENAL ARE THE MENTALITY MONSTERS THIS WEEK 😲

I wonder if there’s a classier player in football than Lia Wälti. Can honestly imagine her being, like, the Swiss President

Donnarumma’s five saves tonight was his joint most in the Champions League this season and the most by a PSG goalkeeper without conceding in a Champions League knockout game since Opta started recording them (2003-04).

That’s me watching Arsenal play today

Couldn’t find a bigger bottle for Madrid’s supporters tears. They’re delicious BTW #COYG

FFS. That's a horrible tackle by Nørgaard. No chance of taking the ball, high speed, knee height, scissor from behind. What's the criteria for red cards these days?

So we wait almost 3 years for a goal from a freekick, and then get a two worldies against Real Madrid in Champions League quarter finals? I approve.

Declan, you beaut!

a man wearing an adidas t-shirt is holding a bottle

Alt: Declan Rice singing: „Rice, Rice, Baby!”

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Last month at the @l8conf.com Nice photo by www.linkedin.com/in/marek-ant...

One sentence - two lies.

Get fucked by VAR?

Daily Cannon@dailycannon.com · last yr.

David Moyes: “I think Arsenal are good enough to do it against Real Madrid”

It's a bit apples to oranges, but compare giving a penalty for that with Patterson not getting a yellow card in the opening minutes for a wild, dangerous foul on Ethan Nwaneri. Once again, ticky-tack nothing gets called. Violent play escapes unpunished.

What the actual fuck was this decision? How come it can be a faul by MLS? VAR in Premier League is a fucking joke. Can’t wait for Howard Webb to do an intellectual backflip to turn it around and justify the decision. #EVEARS