EDINBURGH! STARTS TOMORROW… ASKING ELVIS; the story of how I became the most popular thing on the most popular show on British radio - and nobody knew it was me… Buy tickets: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... Ask Elvis a question: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Mitch Benn
@mitchbenn.bsky.social
Comedian. Musician. Writer. Dad. Stepdad. Husband. Friend. Making the world a better place one silly song at a time.
The Golden Age Of Children's TV is currently an un-whopping ninety nine pence on Kindle! I really am quite proud of it and I think you'll enjoy it, especially at this price. If you've already ready it, why not share the link? Hint Hint. www.amazon.co.uk/Golden-Age-C...
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Not only do I want Binface to win, I want Farage to be dragged kicking and screaming from the count like Jimmy Cagney at the end of Angels With Dirty Faces…
PLEASE SHARE THIS To the young person (longish dark hair, patterned waistcoat, chinos & DM boots) who left this scroll of papers on the Piccadilly Line train at South Kensington station at about 4.25pm today, I’ve handed it to the station staff at Hammersmith.
This is all you need to book tickets for Bedfringe at Quarry & Place Theatres, Bedford. See @weirdinthewade.bsky.social @maxfulham.bsky.social @julietteburton.bsky.social @mitchbenn.bsky.social @jakeyapp.bsky.social @julesobrian.bsky.social @castlecomedy.bsky.social @angelabarnes.bsky.social & more
One of the “I married the right woman” moments in my relationship with @cg1999.bsky.social was when she bought an automatic cat feeder (a black plastic monolith which makes an alert noise then gushes cat bix out of its “mouth”); I instantly named it Zardoz and did NOT have to explain the reference.
Tonight's SF classic. Bluesky's favourite SF film!!!
Join Mitch Benn at Bedfringe @mitchbenn.bsky.social Mitch Benn is Asking Elvis 25th July at Quarry Theatre Studio Tickets bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873684754
It's fascinating to watch commentators who sat completely silently for a decade as the Conservative Government changed its leader four times in a row mid-term, now suddenly discover such a keen interest in the concepts of 'mandates' and 'legitimacy'
'Keir Starmer might have been the first victim of this...' @mrjamesob.bsky.social turns on the culture that led to Starmer's downfall: 'we have all become addicted to that!'
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
Whenever Trump puts a medal round someone’s neck my brain goes “goodness gracious now then now then was that you out there playing in the World Cup wow how’s about that then?” and I’m not going to disagree with it.
I always said this story was worth telling… The story of the making of Rocky IS the plot of Rocky is you find/replace “boxer” with “actor”. The difference being that Rocky’s sudden shot at the big time comes out of the blue; Sly MADE his happen. Gotta respect that. youtu.be/V_g_Ut0jO-0?...
I Play Rocky | Official Trailer
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Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?
This is the context of JK Rowling putting a survivor of rape or sexual assault on blast for having the gall to seek help
MANCHESTER ASKING ELVIS, my new show about my time as the voice of Elvis on the Steve Wright show, comes to the Anthony Burgess Centre this FRIDAY (17th) greatermanchesterfringe.co.uk/events/mitch... #elvis #askelvis #mitchbenn #comedy #manchesterfringe
it's funny how for decades the RIAA would carbomb teenagers for downloading one (1) song yet now these dudes are just allowed to do this shit like it's nothing
Scoop: The AI music generator Suno was hacked. Hacker shared source code that shows how the tool was made and part of the music and podcasts that were scraped to create it. Decades worth of music, lyrics, and podcasts from YouTube, Deezer, Genius & more www.404media.co/hack-reveals...
I really CANNOT recommend not giving a shit about football highly enough.
Not been watching the football. Apparently the Argentinians are cheating like mad and getting away with it #unprecedented
I could not be more pleased to find the @mitchbenn.bsky.social has released his song about Zinedine Zidane, which has lived in my head, delightfully rent free, for litz decades mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/track/zinedi...
Zinedine Zidane, by Mitch Benn
from the album The Football EP
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MANCHESTER ASKING ELVIS, my new show about my time as the voice of Elvis on the Steve Wright show, comes to the Anthony Burgess Centre this FRIDAY (17th) greatermanchesterfringe.co.uk/events/mitch... #elvis #askelvis #mitchbenn #comedy #manchesterfringe
I just found out that there’s a variety of Welsh Goat Cheese called Pantysgawn, and I may never stop smiling
I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?
The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.
Not speaking ill of the dead is just yet another way that arseholes have decided there mustn’t ever be consequences for doing horrible shit. No. You do hateful stuff, people get to hate you.
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth.
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
I’m old enough to remember when Farage was paid £40k to speak at a conference for Nomad Capitalist, a company that gets passports for (albeit wealthy) economic migrants, facilitating the global mobility he often campaigns against.
In case you had forgotten Apart from the financial scams Farage fires up Trump to attack the BBC