Me, interviewing to be a sex worker:
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Celebrating the anniversary of our nation’s independence from a monarchy while Trump is in office feels kinda like getting a Facebook notification for a birthday of a friend who’s dead.
The Rousey Carano fight was ten times funnier than the Kevin Hart Roast. #netflixisajoke
Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
Mom, can you come pick me up? I went viral on Reddit and they won’t stop repeating worse versions of my joke back to me
if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
I always rehearse a tight ten before calling my mom, then I make sure to hang up before she can catch her breath. That way she won't have time to ask me anything about my life
The 83rd commercial finally got me, I can’t wait to watch The Paper, featuring the least charismatic of all the Office cast!
just heard someone describe a house built in 1990 as “vintage” and i turned to dust and blew away
Ironically, this makes the job report even worse
Can we collectively agree to not see the piece of toilet paper on my shoe for the sake of getting to see this hawt video of me✨ thanks, luv u 💕 Stevienail.com for more 😌
I eat at restaurants with obnoxious Yelp reviews cuz I figure the people who wrote them will never be there again.
it takes me very little exposure to danny mcbride shows to start talking like a danny mcbride character