Michael Dart

@mjdart.bsky.social

Melbourne, Australia. Boardgamer.

CHICKEN MYSTERY: I am chicken-sitting for neighbors. All 4 hens are in the coop and have been continuously in the run all day. There was only 1 egg when I checked today (normally 2-3). And now: I just found an egg in *my* garden, ~50 feet from the coop. HOW?? Who am I likely dealing with here?

A chicken egg in a raised garden bed, surrounded by mulch

I'm enjoying all the franchise callbacks that come from having so much guaranteed talent on #survivor s50. But #survivorau has consistently been delivering more interesting, dynamic tribal councils again this year. The US Blood Moon twist is just too random. Nostalgia, but little tension.

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

Heat is nasty, and it will kill. Report by Victoria's chief health officer, Dr John Carnie, put the final figure at 374 for the 2009 Heatwave. Stay cool, stay hydrated, stay safe, look out for everyone and everything. #MelbWeather /ends

Forecasts to watch for... 49C for Mildura, potential new Victorian record. 48C for Swan Hill, hottest day on record. Current record is 47.5C in 2019. 45C for Melbourne, hottest day since 2009, Black Saturday all-time record of 46.4C. Current state record is 48.8C at Hopetoun in 2009. 3/4

A Stevenson screen is always set over a natural surface, like grass, and avoid surfaces like concrete. The Urban Heat Island effect makes cities hotter as well. Dark surfaces like roads and concrete radiate more heat. Find shade, be like a thermometer in a Stevenson screen to be cool. 2/4

Throwing some shade. Automated weather stations measure air temperatures in the shade, in ventilated hutches about 1.2 meters above ground level, because there can be as much as a 7°C temperature difference between the temperature measured at the ground and 2m above the ground. 1/4 #Heatwave

lol Malcolm Roberts asking why Bluesky is exempted from the social media ban. He claims it could be "political bias" because it is a "left wing hangout" and X is included and it's a "conservative hangout". eSafety says Bluesky has been assessed as "very low risk" with around 50,000 Australian users