demonica 👹
@monicadominator.bsky.social
chill? i hate the word - as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee
so many people have posted funny ones for this but (because i use amazon pretty minimally) mine is just “this bitch reads, is clumsy, has curly hair and tattoos,” which sounds like a fanfic mary sue who is deeply unpopular with women
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 4d agoAmazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
bro, streaming is so over. tell me why netflix is serving me SEVEN AD BREAKS on an 85 minute movie. i'm going back to pirating i swear to christ
They changed the Firefox layout and (trying to sound relatable, panicking a little) I feel like that episode of Star Trek where Worf tumbles through parallel universes until he doesn't recognize the bridge controls and his failure to raise shields lets Bajoran separatists damage the Enterprise
since the mariners didn’t make the playoffs, we can just be pure and true haters, like seattle fans are meant to
i’ve been playing fields of mistria instead of being online and honestly it’s been awesome. i don’t need to be seeing all this
this is what mark wahlberg was saying he would do also
vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ@gizmouse.bsky.social · 2w agoi love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
been really exhausting on this website for weeks. REALLY hoping we go back to fucking around on here after election season because jesus christ
Posting "the computer from Star Trek is generative AI but you're not ready to talk about that" turning my phone off then killing myself
that’s right, i’m pivoting to full time baseball posting. this is a sports app!! (no i’m not)
unfortunately, without even reading the second and third paragraphs, i knew this was about bigfoot vs db cooper, because i have watched it. it is an astoundingly bad soft porn film, that almost makes up for it in the last ten minutes, when we FINALLY see db cooper, and he fights bigfoot
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2mo agoIncredible Letterboxd review
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
this is the first time i’ve truly felt bad for gen z. i was blacking out every other weekend in college, what do you mean they’re not even having HOUSE PARTIES
[toyota carroll] (6,5,,)@iamtherog.com · 2mo agoI'm gonna turn to dust.
-i would simply not be corrupted by the magical object -killed ET with hammers -no bless yous for giacomo?? -buddy they don’t even let me fuck it
My Pun Killed Steve Albini@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhat would you put on the Mount Rushmore of all time Tweets? (Mount Rushmore means 4. Do not be a coward and hedge by saying more than 4. Make a decision. (Less than 4 is fine though))
“Burger King mpreg” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage.
sarah-rah-rasBOOtin@fannybandit69.bsky.social · 2mo agowhich one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
Inexperienced Seattle Mayor Apologizes for Naively Assuming Police Knew How to Do Their Job: tinyurl.com/3dv6uy9m
just said this on another post but it bears repeating: the thing about continuing to give money to any jk rowling properties or the nyt is not that they’re shitty about trans people, which they are. it is that both of these entities MATERIALLY CONTRIBUTE to the legal challenges to trans rights
*standing up on the plane* so around 2018, litigation begins for what we call the omegaverse lawsuit. this requires some background knowledge, first and foremost what the “omegaverse” is. so, let me go back a little. in 2005, Supernatural, a show starring Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki airs on —
Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · 2mo ago*standing up on the plane* healthy participation in fandom demands the ability to engage with a text from two different directions simultaneously, in which it is BOTH a piece of media in the real world of which you are obligated to permit public critique, AND an imaginary landscape where you are God
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who collect massive paychecks doing fuck all; and the mayor, who just wants the police to do their fucking job. These are their stories.
The Needling@theneedling.com · 2mo agoSPD Wondering What’s Taking Mayor Katie Wilson So Long to Find Second Shooting Suspect: tinyurl.com/3jkm7ff2
Me ignoring criticism I haven’t read of a Christopher Nolan film I haven’t seen yet
i honestly can't wait for it to happen just so i don't have to see his fucking ugly toad face everywhere all the time