Mitch McConnell is doing fine and continues to be treated with round-the-clock photoshop care.

Happy 20th Birthday, @rifftrax.com!!!!!!! To celebrate this enormous milestone, I made an enormous video! It’s a MEGACOMPILATION of every short RiffTrax has ever covered! It’s an absolute labor of love to thank you guys for 20 years of laughs! youtu.be/g-Fsy8zmwfI

20 Years Of RiffTrax Shorts MEGA-COMPILATION!

YouTube video by Faith's Take

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Lindsey Graham already on the Sunday shows defending leadership down there

A new entry in the beloved Boggy Creek Cinematic Universe is here! Enjoy this spiritual sequel to an MST3K classic - brand new RiffTrax VOD! www.rifftrax.com/return-to-bo...

Life is exhausting these days for lots of us, and I think I’ve figured out why. I think it’s having to sit through the pretending... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/americans-...

Americans Are Exhausted From The Right's Pretend Patriotism and Phony Faith

Life is exhausting these days for lots of us, and I think I’ve figured out why.

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live view from the great american state fair

Reminder: Service is selling. Selling is service.

RiffTrax writer Zachary Shatzer has a new free newsletter riffing ancient public domain writing. Some 19th century writers have it coming, so give it a follow! substack.com/home/post/p-...

Public Domain Party #5

Finally, We Have Discovered What Food is For

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RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation

To have to hear this shit without Rob Reiner, Sally Struthers, and Jean Stapleton also in the scene is such a fucking drag.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Comer: "What we're seeing especially in the blue states is there is rampant fraud, especially in the minority communities"

It's like Jeffy from the Family Circus coming home.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

jeez louise I've seen guys with BACs three times the legal limit on the roadside pull it together more convincingly than this

If CBS gives Joe Rogan the Andy Rooney slot on 60 Minutes, it would actually revive the grand tradition of ending the show with a not-even-remotely funny segment.

I can watch this video 50 times in a row and laugh every single time. The sheer rage, the arms flailing...never not hysterical!

Baseball by BSmile@bsmile.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Kansas City #Royals legend George Brett unleashes his fury in a game vs. the New York #Yankees in what will forever be known as "The Pine Tar Incident"! (July 1983) Happy 73rd Birthday George! #MLB #Baseball

Tom and Crow always wanted a dog. (It's my headcanon and it's 100% correct.)

Sean Thomason@seanthomason.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Vienna, official set dog of MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments.

This checks off so many of my perfect world boxes.

Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 3mo ago

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

I’d be red-faced if I didn’t catch that.

This one hurts.

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 3mo ago

John Sterling, whose tenure as the Yankees’ radio voice spanned more than three decades and five World Series wins, died Monday at the age of 87. Sterling spent 36 years as the Yankees’ play-by-play announcer, calling 5,060 consecutive games. www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...

Don Mattingly's first pic as Phillies manager looks like a hostage photo. I have questions...🤣

"We can't quite take away your right to vote yet, but until we can, we're just going to make it irrelevant if you do."

Donnie Baseball as a Phillie?!? That's just wrong.

Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The Phillies have fired manager Rob Thomson, sources told The Athletic. Don Mattingly will be interim manager.

Saw this warning message today. It felt like the vibe of the world lately: Are you a human? Well, DON’T BE, NOT ALLOWED

Packing up my home office for a move and thought I should share this. In the 90s my father in law tried to start a county fair in Brooklyn, and actually made it happen in 1997. It was a huge success and he wanted to continue but they lost the venue! He commissioned this amazing poster

GOP: Teen pregnancy is great, especially if the father is over 40.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The media arm of the party that is running cover for a pedophilia sex trafficking ring that implicates their president thinks the *real* problem is that not enough teenagers are getting pregnant these days.

Eric Adams getting Albanian citizenship after all his Turkish dealings feels like Mayor McCheese doing work with Wendy's and getting Arby's citizenship.

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

…Luck Letterman? 🤔