Elon projecting one launch of starship *per day* by next year lmao
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I think the Bluesky bubble effect is because no right wing movement can organically gain traction in such a hostile environment thanks to minorities and the gays making it successful in the first place and deciding not to tolerate it going forward
Not sure if this is really an official account- @realtimers.bsky.social But blocked & listed nonetheless.
Sophie Cunningham turning women's basketball into a toxic, hateful, event wherever she shows up is doing more damage to girls in sports than the zero trans athletes that currently play pro basketball. Women's athletics are already marginalised and she's making it worse.
This is what happens when you give power to a political movement made up of 4th-grade dropouts who fly confederate flags and consider Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo Boo to be ‘fine family entertainment.’
Trump: We're going to resume talks. Iran: No, we are not. 95+% of everything that Trump ever says is a lie. Yet the markets still listen and respond to him. Therefore, the markets are even dumber than Trump. And that's hard to do.
I love the huge rally in tech stonks today based on absolutely nothing. But Claude told me to buy moar stonks! 🤦♂️
I didn’t remember how much I hate Angie Harmon’s character, Abbie Carmichael, until I rewatched Season 9. She was an arrogant, overly aggressive, fascist. One of the characters I hate most from the show.
MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆@moose-penis.bsky.social · 3d agoIMO Angie Harmon was just too young and glamorous looking to be realistic for her character’s job in Law & Order Season 9. Jill Hennessy as Claire Kincaid was probably the best ADA in the show. Jerry Orbach absolutely made the series with Sam Waterston a close 2nd. #TV #Law&Order
I don’t understand how people can eat boiled eggs for breakfast. They give me the farts.
Creative writing exercise for this morning- Figure out a way to script a Law & Order meets The Smurfs TV special.
Law & Order also started to get a major fetish about the death penalty in season 7-9. 🤮
MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆@moose-penis.bsky.social · 3d agoThe “Embryo” episode, S9E6 was incredibly stupid and full of right wing nonsense. Probably to please Angie Harmon who was a “bush republican“ back then.
Insurance commercials have to be the most goddamn annoying commercials on TV now. So many of them just have someone screaming about something that has absolutely nothing to do with insurance and is obviously just to annoy you so much that you notice it.
The “Embryo” episode, S9E6 was incredibly stupid and full of right wing nonsense. Probably to please Angie Harmon who was a “bush republican“ back then.
MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆@moose-penis.bsky.social · 3d agoIMO Angie Harmon was just too young and glamorous looking to be realistic for her character’s job in Law & Order Season 9. Jill Hennessy as Claire Kincaid was probably the best ADA in the show. Jerry Orbach absolutely made the series with Sam Waterston a close 2nd. #TV #Law&Order
Dildos were being thrown on the WNBA court last year and not one Republican spoke up about it because none of them were watching because they don’t give a fuck about women sports UNTIL an anti trans statement is made by a woman then they champion them, people are so fucking dumb
IMO Angie Harmon was just too young and glamorous looking to be realistic for her character’s job in Law & Order Season 9. Jill Hennessy as Claire Kincaid was probably the best ADA in the show. Jerry Orbach absolutely made the series with Sam Waterston a close 2nd. #TV #Law&Order
Trump: I backed off my totally-not-a-bluff because we're close to a deal that will have the Strait of Hormuz totally open and Iran accepting nuclear restrictions. Iran: LOL, no. UK Maritime Trade Operations: Explosion near ship in Hormuz! Markets: Peace reigns! Supply and demand? Who cares!
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3d agoIRAN DENIES TRUMP'S CLAIM ON A STRAIT OF HORMUZ AGREEMENT AND REJECTS HIS ASSERTION THAT IRAN REQUESTED A HALT TO THE PLANNED ATTACK - TBS
Also the Republicans were screaming that Fauci helped authorize vaccines for children, which is something every goddamn parent I know was praying for every day for more than a year and have been thankful for ever since. These people are all self-centered idiotic sociopaths, nothing more.
Melissa Gira Grant@melissagiragrant.com · 3d agoif you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
It would be so embarrassing to be part of a culture where Riley Gaines is considered cool. All she does is complain. There’s no legit reason to be a fan of hers. She isn’t funny, has no expertise about anything, no personality to speak of. Just an empty vessel for incel validation. Embarrassing.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 3d agoOh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
When will the Indiana Fever be officially changing their name to the Indiana MAGA Terf’s?
if we’re talking learning loss from covid the main takeaway should be that we need to ban homeschooling because parents are not up to the task of being educators which is fine, most of them aren’t trained to do that. but unless they are they shouldn’t be allowed to homeschool
I can’t believe clownish frauds like Yardeni actually get paid for this shit. Great call bruhs!
Yardeni Research@yardeniresearch.bsky.social · last mo.Yardeni Research Chart of the Day (June 25, 2026) The Strait of Hormuz reopening returned supply to market and sent Brent crude sharply lower. Worth noting: oil had already been in a bear market since mid-2022 on soft China demand. How much further does crude fall now?
I’d love to see the stats on how much MLB players performance declines 1)once they get married to a trophy wife, 2) once they start having multiple babies at home.
The amount of reading you have to do on Reddit to background check any purchase over $50 is wild. Side note: you absolutely cannot trust Amazon reviews because sellers routinely give away free product and cash in exchange for five star reviews.
Jake Casella Brookins@casella.bsky.social · 3d agoNot really disagreeing, but a related factor is the research/decision fatigue if you do decide quality/longevity is worth the cost. I do it for kitchen equipment etc; quickly run out of spoons/finances to do it for clothing.
Twitter users- Just ignore all the nazism, racism and harassment. That doesn’t make the whole place bad. Twitter users when they try Bluesky and get 1 annoying reply- Oh my God! This place is a toxic bubble!!! I’m leaving!
I feel so sorry for all our kids growing up today with disgusting fucking trash like Charlie Kirk and Trump fed to them their whole lives with the majority of adults acting lowkirk about it all.
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · 3d agosister tells me that the kids these days don't say "low key" they say "lowkirk" or "lowkirkuinely" and I don’t know how to handle this information
Lockdown people are so funny. They pull out their hair at the fact that schools were closed for five minutes, and then you ask them if they actually want to educate poor and minority children and they’re like of course not